Truths

xzanti

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80 's has entered the digits
55378008
into a calculator

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not
to have
a fire in your back garden.

8) Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

9) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

10) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy
ball.

11) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your
school.

12) the most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to
call
your teacher mum or dad.

13) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed
half way
through and then raced against the flush.

14) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

15) You never ever run out of salt.

16) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when
you've
got your hand or head stuck in something.

17) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

18) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has
had
their arm broken by a swan.

19) The most painful household accident is being barefoot and
stepping
on an upturned plug.

20) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

21) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
piece of
wood specifically to stir paint with.

22) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

23) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip

Dante's Devise

That's hilarious, but I never heard someone call their teacher mum I thought it was always mammy or daddy.. well thats what I called mine when I did

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xzanti wrote:

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

Had a huge conversation about this with a stranger the other night whilst in the bathroom, its so true

loismustdie

true,so true