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A Cabbie's Tale ...

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  • 28-02-2007 12:36am
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    A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets
    into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like
    Frank."

    Passenger: "Who?"

    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my
    coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to
    Frank every single time."

    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

    Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the
    Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera
    baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play
    the piano."

    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

    Cabbie: "There's more.......he had a memory like a computer. Could
    remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order
    and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I
    change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

    Passenger. "Wow, some bloke then"

    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic
    jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."

    "Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

    Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good
    and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong;
    and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."

    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

    Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

    Cabbie: "I married his f*cking widow."


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