True story

Dec McC

A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat.
As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo!
She took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said
"Business".
I'm going
to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ".

He swallowed hard ... here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,
when actually it is the men of Irish descent are the best.

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet. "I'm
sorry," she said "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I
don't even know your name."



"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Murphy"

GLaDOS

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Mr Magnolia

LMFAO

/applauds

5 Stars

tamburlaine

I'm gonna bring it down a little with this one... what colour is a belch? Burple.