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what To Eat

drunk_monk · 2007-03-05 10:14:35

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind Of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so Begged their dad for the clue. "Well" he said, "It's what mommy calls me…

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05-03-2007 11:14am

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drunk_monk

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind
Of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so
Begged their dad for the clue.
"Well" he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes"
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... its a fecking a.r.se.h.ol.e"

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