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A Good Time

drunk_monk · 2007-03-05 10:38:39

It was a small town and the local copper was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car yard, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." "We…

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05-03-2007 11:38am

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drunk_monk

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It was a small town and the local copper was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a used car yard, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a car.

He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.

Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting

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#2 05-03-2007 6:14pm
Oliverdog

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All good - some great... you been out at the weekend???

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