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Irish, Scottish and English Pubs

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  • 07-03-2007 7:41pm
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    fred funk }{
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    "Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In
    Glasgow there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord
    there goes out of his way for the locals, so much that when you buy four
    drinks he'll buy the fifth drink for you."

    "Well", said the Englishman, "at my local, the Red Lion, the barman
    there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

    "Ahhhhh, that's nothin so, me buckos", said the Irishman. "Back home in
    me own Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the
    place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
    Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see
    that you get laid. All on the house!"

    The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims. But
    he swears every word is true.

    "Well," said the Englishman "did this actually happen to you?"

    "Not to me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman, "... but it did
    happen to me sister."


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