Circumcised

drunk_monk

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class
was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying
attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just
recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do
about it.

He did and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at
his desk with his "private part" hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it
out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Enright

classic

conformist

i dont think thats a classic at all. didnt even make me smile. the kind of joke the stupid kids in primary school laugh at because its the only ones they get.

r3nu4l

Very good OP

xzanti

conformist wrote:

i dont think thats a classic at all. didnt even make me smile. the kind of joke the stupid kids in primary school laugh at because its the only ones they get.

:rolleyes:

I thought it was good..

Plug

good one:)

Whats OP stand for?

petes

Plug wrote:

good one:)

Whats OP stand for?

Opening poster.

sprinkles

conformist wrote:

i dont think thats a classic at all. didnt even make me smile. the kind of joke the stupid kids in primary school laugh at because its the only ones they get.

You just want to be different.....

:|

but he's a conformist.....