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Geordie joke

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  • 16-03-2007 12:25am
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    mobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭


    Just found this on the BBC 606 website. I thought it was good anyway.:)


    53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a "Geordies Are Not Stupid" convention. Alan Shearer addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?"

    Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says, "Eighteen!"

    Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance. So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" Shearer looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gazza starts crying. But then the 53,000 Geordies begin to yell and wave their hands shouting
    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    Shearer, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?
    "Silence hangs over the stadium. Gazza closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"

    Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Geordie crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ..............

    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    HOWAY THEM LADS


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    KamiKazi
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    ahahaha lmao!! :D:D


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    fred funk }{
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    Ha Ha, brilliant. Wasn't expecting the end :D


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    Da Bounca
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    Sorry if i'm missing an obvious joke, but why is that funny?


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    Kojak
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    :)


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    shayser
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    Funny as hell!!


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    Sofaspud
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    Da Bounca wrote:
    Sorry if i'm missing an obvious joke, but why is that funny?

    Are you a geordie, by any chance?


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    mobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭mobby


    Da Bounca wrote:
    Sorry if i'm missing an obvious joke, but why is that funny?


    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" :)


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    fred funk }{
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    Sofaspud wrote:
    Are you a geordie, by any chance?
    :D He has to be.


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    Diarmsquid
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    What's a Geordie?


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    Lord Derpington
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    Diarmsquid wrote:
    What's a Geordie?
    Geordie refers to a person from the Tyneside region in north east England, in particular the city of Newcastle and the adjacent areas, or to the dialect of English spoken by these people. Outside this region, the term Geordie is the popular choice in referring to anyone from the North East.

    Wikipedia


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