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  • 21-03-2007 9:01pm
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    Hagar
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    A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.

    'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.

    'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get €400 a night for what I give you for free!

    'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.

    'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.

    The man said, 'I'm coming with you, I want to see how you're gonna live on €800 a year!'


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    jacQues
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    Hagar wrote:
    'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get €400 a night for what I give you for free!
    :D:D:D

    That must be an old joke since its now $500 an hour. Still funny though.

    Also...free!?!? Marriage isn't free! The usual cost is grey hair and a headache. Hardly any punter would pay that much though. :p


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