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The Balloon

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  • 21-03-2007 9:23pm
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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.

    "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.

    Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

    Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

    When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her Doctor.

    The Doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

    When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.

    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls etc.

    "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.

    He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!


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    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Honest question: is it ok to say "Boo" around here or are people being anal?


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    The Charter forbids booing poster's jokes.
    If anybody wants to boo mine go ahead, there will be nothing said.
    I'm a big boy. I can take it.

    /Edit I thought that was a decent enough joke.


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    No "boo" here, i likes that:D


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    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    I thought that was a decent enough joke.
    IMO, you thought wrong.


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    Plug
    Registered Users Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    aidan_walsh wrote:
    IMO, you thought wrong.
    Because you are a ballon of sh!t......


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    :|
    Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    Plug wrote:
    Because you are a ballon of sh!t......
    What's a ballon? No seriously haha..........to the joke too.....


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    r3nu4l
    Registered Users Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Well I liked it


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