Best toilet graffiti in UCD?

upmeath

There's a wealth of this stuff around Belfield's bogs fair, and I thought we could all chip in with our own personal favourites to create a little digital archive of Belfield's best toilet graffiti. Pat Patterson ones are sure to be aplenty so I'm going to start with my own favourites that don't involve PP...

I found this little gem in a 3rd floor males cubicle in the James Joyce Library last May, it managed to take my mind off exams for almost an entire afternoon:
"Ag is to Science as Para is to Olympics"

I know, I'm bad!

Feel free to add anything humourous, quirky or strange you may have encountered while dropping your shopping!

Red Alert

Some of the 'additions' people do to the niteline stickers are quite funny:

Can't Read?
Not getting any?
Librocop got your ass?

Spectator#1

Can't remember where I saw it. I think it was in the JJ Library but:

"God is dead; Nietzsche, 1882.
Nietzsche is dead; God, 1900."

There's another one that goes a bit like this: "I shagged your ma last night" and somebody's written under it: "go home Dad, you're drunk!"

cruiserweight

Red Alert wrote:

Some of the 'additions' people do to the niteline stickers are quite funny:

Can't Read?
Not getting any?
Librocop got your ass?

constipated?

woop

yeh the library seems to be a great source of toilet wall wisdom,
the top floor male toilets were geting a bit republican lately though,spotted a gem among it all though
whats Bobby sands phone no.
ate nothing won nothing for nothing,......deep

oh yeh and the "everyone pisses on the floor, be a hero **** on the roof"

Garret

the smiths lyrics in one of the cubicles in the orts block

upmeath

woop wrote:

oh yeh and the "everyone pisses on the floor, be a hero **** on the roof"

It may not count as UCD but I saw somebody taking that a step further in O'Briens on Middle Abbey Street about 2 months ago... The graffiti read

Anyone can piss on the seat, be a hero and **** on the ceiling

I'm a gentleman, sir, not a hero. Please refrain from soiling the extents of this cubicle and use the designated toilet bowl

I don't want to go off track with this and go into graffiti outside UCD but that one jumped out at me and when you mentioned it I had to share! Anyway back to UCD graffiti, I saw something to do with the plastic sheets they covered the walls with in the Daedalus cubicles a while back but I couldn't quote nevermind paraphrase what was said... anybody want to refresh my memory?

singingstranger

The first day I was in UCD, in Daedalus, three years ago:

Leeds are magic!
Yeah. I watch them disappear from the Premier League.

Umaro

Not exactly bog grafitti, but I do like the ones written on the Student Nite-line sticker on the hot-air hand dryers:

Arts Student?

Wet hands?

Fat?

And my personal favourite, you'll find it on some hand-dryers:

Hot air provided by the Student Union.

Chakar

Umaro wrote:

Hot air provided by the Student Union.

But its true!

Het-Field

Pat Patterson's Philosophy of Philosophy

Is **** Philosophy

Toilets in the Deadalus

fish-head

Umaro wrote:

Not exactly bog grafitti, but I do like the ones written on the Student Nite-line sticker on the hot-air hand dryers:


Wet hands?

That's my absolute favourite.. it's brilliant!

cruiserweight

On the inside of the door in one of the toilets in the library

"Beware of gay, limbo dancing midgets"

In Trinity...

Heisenberg
was
here
(maybe)

Feral Mutant

Engineering building, on the side of the toilet roll dispenser:"Arts degrees, take one"

Also in DCU before:"Flush twice, it's a long way to the canteen"

fullstop

Feral Mutant wrote:

On the side of the toilet roll dispenser:"Arts degrees, take one"

Also in DCU before:"Flush twice, it's a long way to the canteen"

There's a similar one in the library here - "flush twice, it's along way to nine one one"!

TheVan

Red Alert wrote:

Some of the 'additions' people do to the niteline stickers are quite funny:

Can't Read?
Not getting any?
Librocop got your ass?

"Getting slagged off by a Niteline sticker?"


Classic

Tom65

The best Niteline sticker graffiti I've seen was "The Frames?".

It was in the men's toilets near the SU shop under the library.

poobum

Feral Mutant wrote:

Engineering building, on the side of the toilet roll dispenser:"Arts degrees, take one""

saw that one...its brilliant...

Raphael

Next to a hole in the ceiling - "This way to Narnia" - Somewhere in Arts

Chakar

Raphael wrote:

Next to a hole in the ceiling - "This way to Narnia" - Somewhere in Arts

That one is legend, its in the toilets near Th P.

elmyra

Under the Niteline line 'for students of Trinity, UCD, NCAD and RCSI' the line 'all others may die in a ditch'. - classic.

Garret

poobum wrote:

saw that one...its brilliant...

its an old and tired joke, and perhaps one that proves how we need arts students in fact

p-nut

Garret wrote:

its an old and tired joke, and perhaps one that proves how we need arts students in fact

Aye, they give us people to make fun of to pass the time and make the rest of us feel good about ourselves:D

funky penguin

Yeah!! We're so stupid!

upmeath

"The voices didn't tell me to do this
Pat Patterson did"
Mens toilets upstairs in JJ Library

TimG

The old classic is good, I'm sure i've seen this in the jacks some stage in UCD:

Some come here to sh*t and stink,
Some come here to sit and think,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullsh*t on the walls

Notorious

I saw this the other day in the guys toilets, in the library on the 2nd floor in one of those Niteline stickers.

"Pregnant?"
You've got one hell of a problem if your in here.

Theresalwaysone

controversial but I laughed none the less. Toliets in Quinn:

Homosexuals are gay! ha Classic

passive

Facing you as you stand and pee; "what are you looking around here for, the real joke is in your hands"

Spectator#1

Theresalwaysone wrote:

Homosexuals are gay!

Only queers say homosexuals are gay.