Best toilet graffiti in UCD?

The_Minister

On left-hand side of cubicle - "look right"
On right-hand side of cubicle - "look left".
Endless amusment.

James_sb

fish-head wrote:

Umaro wrote:

Not exactly bog grafitti, but I do like the ones written on the Student Nite-line sticker on the hot-air hand dryers:


Wet hands?

That's my absolute favourite.. it's brilliant!

Mine too. Great!

Riamfada

If you like a quick suprise
Flush the Loo before you rise

arbeitsscheuer

Another of the seemingly inexhaustible supply of Nightline graffiti:
"Got wood?"

I lolled.

Riamfada

Niteline


Help.. Im a Rock !



Not that funny

Raphael

Niteline, yet again

"Everyone calling you dave for no reason?"

ferdi

Tom65 wrote:

The best Niteline sticker graffiti I've seen was "The Frames?"

lol;)

Stabshauptmann

Raphael wrote:

Niteline, yet again

"Everyone calling you dave for no reason?"

damn just lol'ed in class

funky penguin

One person wrote:

"Shane Fitzgerald is a racist!"

Someone replied:

"Yes, but is he happy?"

upmeath

Men's toilets under library this week... Niteline sticker reads:
"No problem too big or too small"
and someone has inserted "except for your penis" under "small"

upmeath

3rd floor James Joyce Library today:

Player 1: "Does anybody know, is that fibreglass or rockwool hanging out of the ceiling?"
Player 2: "It's definitely fibreglass, rockwool sheets don't come in that thickness"

What the ****?

drdre

upmeath wrote:

3rd floor James Joyce Library today:

Player 1: "Does anybody know, is that fibreglass or rockwool hanging out of the ceiling?"
Player 2: "It's definitely fibreglass, rockwool sheets don't come in that thickness"

What the ****?

What the hell is that

upmeath

Go into the mens toilets on the third floor and in the first cubicle read it, its down low on the left inside the door

passive

ARE YOU A SHEEP?

"no, i'm two lambs huddled together trying to look like a sheep... Of course i'm a ****ing sheep you idiot!"

Arts building, by theatre L. ^_^

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passive wrote:

ARE YOU A SHEEP?

"no, i'm two lambs huddled together trying to look like a sheep... Of course i'm a ****ing sheep you idiot!"

Arts building, by theatre L. ^_^

Yeah I got it the first time

Feral Mutant

Over the flush button:
Launch Torpedo

Bubs101

was tempted to put this one up after the cruisin scandal;

"Cruisin for an Anal Bruisin?"

Tá Mé Gaeilge

hehe its funny that the first ever thread in the UCD forum here refers to toilet Graffiti.

Whats even funnier is that I must be incredibly bored to have noticed this at half 4 in the morning and that I've an exam tomorrow!!!

upmeath

Feral Mutant wrote:

Over the flush button:
Launch Torpedo

Haha that's brilliant, where is it?

This morning's instalment:

Q. "What's the difference between a vagina and a fridge?"
A. "A fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat!"

Feral Mutant

upmeath wrote:

Haha that's brilliant, where is it?

Engineering, I think

LeoGilly

Saw one today in toilet beside SU Library.

"Sinn Fein in the membrane
Sinn fein in the brain"

upmeath

LeoGilly wrote:

"Sinn Fein in the membrane
Sinn fein in the brain"

LOL should post that over in the GE07 forum tonight and see what the Shinners have to say about it!

spaczed

In the toilet on the top floor of the library, someone had quoted from a Father Ted episode:
"What's your favourite humming noise?".
A response: "the one your girlfriend makes when she has my balls in her mouth".

touche.

fullstop

Yesterday was a sad day for toilet graffiti in UCD. The cleaners had their graffiti cleaner with them in the library....on the top floor anyway. Only problem with it is that it ****s up the paint as well:D

sportswear

Q. where do homosexuals hang out in UCD?


A. The bonfire

Umaro

In the spirit of homophobic graffiti:

"AIDS is my favourite disease.
It turns fruits into vegetables."

EVIL but funny