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Fancy Dress Party
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23-03-2007 10:58am#1Just got this in a text.
Bloke holds a fancy dress party where each guest has to come dressed as an emotion.
First guest arrives painted green with the letters n and v across his chest - "I'm green with envy" he says.
Woman arrives next in pink body stocking with feathers around her bits - "I'm tickled pink!!" she says.
Next guests to arrive are 2 Irish blokes, One with his dick in a bowl of custard the other with his knob stuck in a pear.
The host is shocked and asks what they have come as. "Well i'm fcuking discustard and Mick has come in dispear".
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