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Paddy Irish, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Englishman...

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  • 25-03-2007 1:28pm
    #1
    Cozmo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭


    ...Are on a plane above a desert. A man on the plane says that "if you jump out the plane and shout anything you want you will land in it".

    So paddy Scotsman jumps out the plane and screams "BEER!" and he land in a giant beer lake

    Paddy Irishman jumps out the window and screams "GIRLS!" and lands in a pile of girls

    Paddy Englishman then jumps out and screams "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"...


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    #2
    So Glad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,472 ✭✭✭So Glad


    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd


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    #3
    Stabshauptmann
    Registered Users Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    Damn kids


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    #4
    pyure
    Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭pyure


    personally if i had to jump out of a plane anywhere i'd rather land in a liquid than on top of a bunch of girls - more chance of surviving the fall.

    it'd be a different story if i had a parachute though.

    besides, who the hell would jump out of plane in the desert ? i mean in fairness the chances of survival would be slim to none.

    damn kids.


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