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Married 50 years

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  • 25-03-2007 1:30pm
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    Hagar
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    With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Pete to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years.
    The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her travelling on special occasions."
    The minister inquired, "Trips to where"?
    "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China."
    The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete."
    Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary."
    Pete said, "I'm going to go get her."


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    KamiKazi
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    lol :D


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    #3
    mjbo
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    Brilliant...:D


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    :|
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    Pete's too young a name, he should be merve


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    old boy
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    hand him back his coat, forgiven again


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    Kojak
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    Ha :D


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