'nother Bush joke

dohouch

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand
And George asks him his name." Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third,
whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about
gay-marriage when ½ of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for break. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after break.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, it's
question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts up his hand.

George points him out and asks him his name. "Little Johnnie" he responds.
"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore
got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why
are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have
health insurance?

Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

So Glad

Hahahaha, funny because it's true...

galwayrush

Excellent.:D

KamiKazi

ahaha :P

Kojak

Ha