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Alaskan lesbians.

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  • 25-03-2007 8:26pm
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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    I went into an Alaskan bar filled with women. After a few drinks
    those lezzies all looked alike. It was a clone dyke bar.




    Taxi...


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    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    Had to look at that one for a while:o


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    #3
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I've been looking at it for nearly an hour...


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    #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Clone dyke Klondike :o

    Maybe I should aim a bit lower...


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    I got it,man. I got it.

    I also got the number for a good taxi firm...


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    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    I got it too. I think you should get your coat.


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    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I think i get it now...


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    They call him Jimmy, Jimmy, faster than lightning,
    no-one you see, is smarter than he,
    and we know Jimmy, lives in a world full of wonder,
    flying there-under, under the sea!
    \o\


    /o/



    \o\


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    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Karoma wrote:
    They call him Jimmy, Jimmy, faster than lightning,
    no-one you see, is smarter than he,
    and we know Jimmy, lives in a world full of wonder,
    flying there-under, under the sea!
    \o\


    /o/



    \o\

    that constitutes a personal attack. I am deeply offended


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    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Call Me Jimmy wrote:
    that constitutes a personal attack. I am deeply offended

    Don't worry, it's like being savaged by a toothless sheep. :D


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    smashey wrote:
    Don't worry, it's like being savaged by a toothless sheep. :D
    That constitutes 'self-defence', up North West,eh?.


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    SoBe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 828 ✭✭✭SoBe


    / hands hagar his coat


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    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    smashey wrote:
    Don't worry, it's like being savaged by a toothless sheep. :D

    **** sake ye's lost me again...


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Call Me Jimmy wrote:
    **** sake ye's lost me again...
    ...
    Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he's near!
    ...
    \o\



    /o/




    \o\


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    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭smashey


    Call Me Jimmy wrote:
    **** sake ye's lost me again...

    I was thinking of Herr K's "personal attack".
    Karoma wrote:
    That constitutes 'self-defence', up North West,eh?.
    25-03-2007 23:56
    Mean lambs up here.


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    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    smashey wrote:
    I was thinking of Herr K's "personal attack".


    Mean lambs up here.

    Riddle me this,
    Riddle me that,
    how dangerous is a sheep,
    with no teeth,
    on a scale of 1 to 10?


    Psych.


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    fred funk }{
    Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Karoma wrote:
    ...
    Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he's near!
    ...
    \o\



    /o/




    \o\
    LOL! :D


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    :|
    Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    the title is an attention grabber


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    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Before the explanation, I thought it was about Klondike bars.
    :| wrote:
    the title is an attention grabber
    Tell me about it. I got here from google, searching for . . . flights to Alaska . . . Yes I covered that one pretty well.


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Google for Corky & the Juice Pigs. ;)


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    RoyalMarine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    Feral Mutant wrote:
    Before the explanation, I thought it was about Klondike bars.Tell me about it. I got here from google, searching for . . . flights to Alaska . . . Yes I covered that one pretty well.


    best thing ive read on humour all night.

    5 stars.


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