How do Irish Boys & Girls Rate in Bed?

dSTAR

Guys (and some girls) heres your chance to speak up...

Karoma

This is not Sex & Sexuality. As such, you will keep your posts clean and to the point. No details required (And none wanted! )

dSTAR

General after hours malarkey...

brianthebard

Roffles the title of the thread reads like "Please tell me so I shall have **** material...." or somesuch nonsense.

dSTAR

brianthebard wrote:

Roffles the title of the thread reads like "Please tell me so I shall have **** material...." or somesuch nonsense.

Dude its poll...if that is what you got from it maybe you should be talking with you sex therapist instead of blowing your cover. Its only a bit of revealing fun...

monkeyfudge

I've never actually gotten around to sleeping with an Irish girl...

I really should make time for that at some stage... I'll be sure to get back to you if I do.

PeakOutput

i have only slept with irish girls so iv nothing to compare with really............ill work on it tho

WhiteWashMan

better to let sleeping girls lie.

Auldloon

Shouldn't do generalisations but gotta say i gave up on irish girls years ago. Didnt bed them all so open to being shot down here.Have found British girls (live in uk) way more open and adventurous.

monkeyfudge

Yeah... I may never have slept with any Irish girls... but I did eat some battenberg cake once, but that probably doesn't count in any way whatsoever.

Holy f*ck! This thread is titillating.

humbert

The notion that a woman's(or man's) performance in bed is in some way dependent on their nationality is nuts.

dSTAR

humbert wrote:

The notion that a woman's(or man's) performance in bed is in some way dependent on their nationality is nuts.

He he...obviously hasn't traveled.

humbert

dSTAR wrote:

He he...obviously hasn't traveled.

Obviously hasn't been to Ireland recently if you think you have to!

dSTAR

humbert wrote:

Obviously hasn't been to Ireland recently if you think you have to!

Roight.

Ghost Train

tough question to answer, i'd probably be happy trying to defrost an icy irish girl, but then having that international aspect in most cases will raise the standard of the game

theKramer

I lived in the US for almost 4 years before returning home just over a year ago. I met very few American girls that had any sexual hangups.

My take on the problem with Irish girls not being good in bed all stems from the Catholic church having protrayed sex as something dirty and to be ashamed of.

Irish people in general are less affected by the church nowadays, but Irish girls still have that sense of embarrassment about their sexuality. Although it is getting a lot better, I find it is still 60/40 whether the girl you take home is going to be good or one of those types who seem to think that sex just involves them lying on their back and letting the guy f**k them, with no effort made by the girl at any form of foreplay.

Thats kinda ironic. A guy complaining about lack of foreplay. LOL

The Sweeper

I like how you think the catholic church has clammed up the women but somehow the emancipated irish men have avoided its effects.

Irish men can be really, really rubbish lovers. Especially because they usually want to know who else you've slept with.

hullaballoo

I'd say it can be 50:50.

It is harder to get Irish women to sleep with you though. It could be just me, I'm very ordinary looking for an Irish bloke, so maybe Irish girls don't see anything special and foreign girls want the Oirish.

runswithascript

Like floury potatoes with a jab of kerrygold.

Who's taking the horse to France?

Who's not?!

Cancer-chick

As one of the so-called 'sacks of potatoes' u bunch refer to in relation to irish girls.. Can i just say what a load of b***

Having lived in Italy/USA/Spain/Oz .. The guys there love Irish women.. they appreciate the unique combo of beauty/brains (for the most part) that is the irish woman.. No we may not all be swedish supermodels but u know what lads .. Iv never had any prob either in Ireland or abroad and to judge a womans prowess in bed on her lineage just shows a complete lack of knowledge and experience !!

I think that its less of a case of irish women being boring and more of a case of You cant play a violin if you dont know where the strings are !!
To be honest that old joke of irish mens idea of foreplay being 'Brace yourself Bridget' .. Not so far from the truth!!

Dear me ..

Doodee

well, basing it on my own personal experience, the majority of women that have been more open to sexual activity and definately more direct on the topic have been non nationals.

Most irish girls play a game of ring around the rosie with you, one irish girl who had just returned from a jaunt in Italy for a year or two even had a hang up about going down on a bloke, yet she had no problem having someone go down on her or even sleeping with her based purely on the knowledge of knowing what bar I worked in.

So Far the best have been in this order,
English
Spanish,Swedish
and last but not least Irish.

mind you, I've been with more irish girls than non nationals, but i've enjoy'd the latter experiences far more.

p.s. that irish girl i was speaking of was also very intellectual and could even speak latin, so intelligence is nothing to do with it love, but then again i'm sure your smart enough to know that

Cancer-chick

.. sounds to me like you taking what you could get ..

charming

nacho libre

I told you once but I will say it again
when you live the flesh it is the beginning
of the end
it will take you in
it will spit you out
behold the flesh and the power it holds
passion is a poison laced with pleasure bitter sweet
one of many faces that hide deep beneath
it will take you in
it will spit you out
behold the flesh and the power it holds
touch, taste, breathe, consumed
deja-vu. already knew from the first encounter
but know I know to let go of words to speak no more
like a wind upon your face you can't see it
but you know it's there, when beauty shows
its ugly face, just be prepared.


Passion burns like fire carried by the wind
the end of a time, a time to begin
it builds you up one way and tears
you right back down, a time to begin
the end of a time.

Touch, taste, breathe, consumed.

Doodee

Cancer-chick wrote:

.. sounds to me like you taking what you could get ..

charming

you know me so well.

but heres a question non the less, what if what i can get is anything i want?

One tautology which has been shared on these forums before is that majority of Irish people require a bit of social lubrication before they get any courage to do what they want, where as continentals don't. that would indicate some form of repression don't you think?

Cancer-chick

Possibly you may have a point and i do agree with a previous poster that maybe the catholic church's undue influence has left its mark..

However we all different .. im v happy and confident in myself .. Maybe Irish women generally are not as confident as our continental neighbours but Foreign men generally seem to approach women more and are more attentive and sensitive ..But my point is there are exceptions to everything .. For example, french men supposed to be great lovers .. Personally i do not like french men .. They are not v masculine on the whole and you cant have a laugh with them.. I like rugged men so that doesnt work for me ..

However to some women that is great .. We all different and to say irish women rubbish in bed is a joke

Doodee

I never said all, just 4th :P

Thrill

Doodee wrote:

One tautology which has been shared on these forums before is that majority of Irish people require a bit of social lubrication before they get any courage to do what they want, where as continentals don't. that would indicate some form of repression don't you think?

I reckon that the up and coming generation of young girls will change all that. They seem to have far fewer inhibitions than previous generations and go a lot further when it comes to sex and at increasingly younger ages.

Mr. Presentable

Cancer-chick wrote:

As one of the so-called 'sacks of potatoes' u bunch refer to in relation to irish girls.. Can i just say what a load of b***

Having lived in Italy/USA/Spain/Oz .. The guys there love Irish women.. they appreciate the unique combo of beauty/brains (for the most part) that is the irish woman..

Dear me ..

Actually, they apparently like the "big white arse" of an Irishwoman on the continent! Oh, and the freckled face (Italians, mainly)

Wibbs

Cancer-chick wrote:

As one of the so-called 'sacks of potatoes' u bunch refer to in relation to irish girls.. Can i just say what a load of b***

Funny I tend to agree with the Irish girl sack of potatoes bit somewhat, by comparison to women from other climes. In fairness I'm gleaning this information from a sadly all too small sample.:D so It's probably me.

Having lived in Italy/USA/Spain/Oz .. The guys there love Irish women.. they appreciate the unique combo of beauty/brains (for the most part) that is the irish woman..

Can't speak for OZ, but the Americans seem to dig Irish women and men alright. Most of the Spanish or Italian men I've talked with both in their country and here, mostly were of the opinion that Irish girls weren't the best looking in general but they were easier to get into bed. Goes against what some Irish guys are saying here. Maybe the foreign lads have more luck. Grass being greener and all that. Any of the women from those places felt that Irish men were a mixed bunch but were less sleazy than their homegrown kind. The heavy drinking thing doesn't go down well mind. That's perception for you.

No we may not all be swedish supermodels but u know what lads .. Iv never had any prob either in Ireland or abroad and to judge a womans prowess in bed on her lineage just shows a complete lack of knowledge and experience !!

Again grass is always greener does explain most of it. Though the only thing I will say with some degree of sureness, is that Irish women tend to be more uptight when it gets down to it and the tend to be less groomed. Among other thing you are far more likely to find a brazilian on a Brazilian, so to speak, than on an Irish woman.

I think that its less of a case of irish women being boring and more of a case of You cant play a violin if you dont know where the strings are !!
To be honest that old joke of irish mens idea of foreplay being 'Brace yourself Bridget' .. Not so far from the truth!!

And who's fault is that? If Irish men or indeed any man doesn't know where the strings are, shouldn't you just show him? Where's the hangup? How is he supposed to learn? From books? Booklearnin will only take you so far. The amount of women out there who don't know where their own strings to pluck is only mad Ted. Every woman is different. They may like different things both inside and outside the sheets. How is an inexperienced bloke to find out beyond the basics. Trial and error. That's how and if you ain't pointing out the error it's gonna be a trial for you. The problem with that way of working is that the guy pretty much 99% of the time ends up laying down in the warm afterglow, while the non communicative lays there feeling cheated. The usual response of course is "well their poor little egos can't take it". Eh if your sleeping with a guy with that delicate of an ego you're in trouble. Most men are only too delighted with any chance to make themselves better betwixt the sheets. That is an ego thing. Use it.

In my limited that was a difference with the non Irish woman. They had less of a hang up and made it easier to find out the good stuff and explain your shortcomings(to coin a phrase, as it were, so to speak)so everybody was happy. As I say that comes from a small enough pool of experience. Your mileage may differ.

Pigman II

Irish girls are the most beautiful in the world. They may be shít in bed but thats your job to educate them.

Jesus Wept

Cancer-chick wrote:

french men supposed to be great lovers .. Personally i do not like french men ..

I'm fairly sure the only people who actually belive this are french men.

95% + of all french men I've ever met are, to quote Tony Soprano 'at least a half a fag'

Now there is nothing wrong with this, it's purely an observation.

brianthebard

Perhaps the problem is the size of the population...I mean there are relatively few women in Ireland compared to France of Italy. If you go to those countries of course you are going to come across some sex kitten or supremely confident woman who'll chat a guy up, cause there'll just be more of them. On the other hand, if you have more of those women, you won't notice the women who aren't quite as confident or as horny, but those are the women you'll be concentrating on at home cause they are the majority.

el diablo

Pigman II wrote:

Irish girls are the most beautiful in the world. .

surely you're joking. we've got a very high proportion of mingers in this country.

sure, they look good on a night out when plastered with make-up but it's not such a pleasant sight the next morning....

and a lot of them are too hairy.....

limklad

On average, The following is my experience.

I missed French girls the most, listening to them speak is very veery veeerry sexy, very emotional, very confident and secure with their sexuality and very expressive in every department and know what they wanted . I don't have to understand the language fully, because there is only One language speaks volumes . I never had a bad experience. It was heart breaking to leave them. I don’t do long distance relationship at all, prefer the close together type. I want to retire there, especially south east. I would satisfy their desires all day.

Isrealies - one night events,the women very attractive, very active. Living every day as it was the last. The one night was great. Best looking army in the world, especially since they were force to serve 2-3 years. They even made the green army clothes look sexy. :eek: Had no problem taking to them while they had a gun on one shoulder and a handbag on the other.

American girls , I travelled across country over twice coast to coast, I find that there is something have bits missing between the ears. Hardly knew about anything outside their country. So easy to win them over, I never abused them and they loved my Irish gentleman approach, they loved my attention. Most rural places I was in, I was fresh meat. Sex is too easy, the turn off was that I had to repeat the same facts over and over and over and over (i could keep going) again. I even use me accent to get free “fast track tickets” in Disneyland in LA, within 15 seconds except one (3 mins she wanted to know the best spots in Ireland, I told her Limerick, everywhere else is ****e). I did some one nighter with a few decent ones, calif only.

I never been to Oz but met them in the US and most I been with except one were just as bad as Irish girls. Got on fine as friends. Big into vanity, Something to do with sun worship and sea.

Met two Dutch girls one was tight reserved and the other was crazy nuts. Two extremes so I say they balance each other out, therefore they are average.

One Danish woman unfortunately - men looked more attractive, she had more testrotone than most men I knew, so I could not rate them,

Swedish, was going out with French girl, so could not sample.

Austrian, friend was well hung

English/welsh were great but only had only one night events, did not stay there long enough to give them a proper rating? love certain accents depending which part of the country there are in.

Irish girls in general are more insecure and harder to suss out and put you through hoops and then fall for cheaters, ignorant fella, and then complain that all men are liars and cheaters. I do not understand them.. Best ones are definetly taken (married or hooked), so too quick for me.
The best ones are a rare commodity, I would worship them

If I do not find a decent secure open Irish woman to marry, then otherwise a French woman will be my wife.

limklad

theKramer wrote:

My take on the problem with Irish girls not being good in bed all stems from the Catholic church having protrayed sex as something dirty and to be ashamed of.
Thats kinda ironic. A guy complaining about lack of foreplay. LOL

I disagree, about the Catholic church comments, It is more about insecurity in their sexuality and falling for bastards who screw them, breaking their trust.

Nevyn

dSTAR I suggest you gird you loins get a tone of condoms and go shag as many irish women as you can to get data so to exstrapolate a conclusion/
a 1,000 shoud do it.

Jesus Wept

el diablo wrote:

surely you're joking. we've got a very high proportion of mingers in this country.

sure, they look good on a night out when plastered with make-up but it's not such a pleasant sight the next morning....

and a lot of them are too hairy.....

limklad wrote:

I missed French girls

bit hairy also?

limklad

The-Rigger wrote:

bit hairy also?

down under only, but tidy, did not cause any problems as well as Under arm-pits and legs shaven.

limklad

Thaedydal wrote:

dSTAR I suggest you gird you loins get a tone of condoms and go shag as many irish women as you can to get data so to exstrapolate a conclusion/
a 1,000 shoud do it.

Thaedydal - I would not mine I you could help me to turn my opinion around.:D

biko

I've had good, I've had bad. It's individual really.

Kintarō Hattori

limklad wrote:

Thaedydal - I would not mine I you could help me to turn my opinion around.:D

I do believe she's happily married, I doubt she'll receive your suggestion well!

Big Chief

no comment or vote, generalisations are awful.

Cancer-chick

Wibbs .. mileage?

Get a life ??

Wibbs

Cancer-chick wrote:

Wibbs .. mileage?

That's your only comment?

Get a life ??

It seems some Irish women don't like being called on their opinions anyway.

Karoma

Cancer-chick wrote:

Wibbs .. mileage?

Get a life ??

It's a saying.
Don't make this personal. Personal abuse gets you banned. If you have a problem with what is posted, and have reason to: Use the Report Post function.

Sarky

Options:
Porn star in the making
Ice Queen
Not sure - Fell Asleep

So, the choices are boring, crap, and someone who's pretending to enjoy having her anus pounded like a jackhammer for an hour to save your ego. Biased much?

Wibbs

Sarky wrote:

So, the choices are boring, crap, and someone who's pretending to enjoy having her anus pounded like a jackhammer for an hour to save your ego. Biased much?

Yes I wondering that myself.:D

PS

Karoma wrote:

It's a saying.
Don't make this personal.

FWIW no offense taken on my part at all. It's all in fun anyway. We were both blatherin on about plucking strings. Mad altogether.

melekalikimaka

irish girls suck....in the bad the sense of the word, not literal. I've driven my boat in to many the harbour of different countries, irish girls should really watch pron or something, thats all (awaits queue of ladies to 'prove me wrong')

AnonoBoy

Been with some very reserved Irish girls and been with some completely out there Irish girls so saying that "Irish girls are ****e in bed" is just a generalisation and sounds like either you've been very unlucky with the girls you've scored or else (and this is more likely) - you are the one that is **** in bed and the girls have been so underwhelmed and unexcited by your moves that they just lay there and hoped it would be over soon.

WindSock

Go over to England if you think Irish women are crap, there's plenty o slappers there, try going to the same town as the 7th time 21 year old Dad.
Maybe Irish women have a poor self image because we are told we are too white and hairy.
I don't know about the Catholic thing because Spain France and Italy are also Catholic.

jimmyc123

Right I'm not bragging or anything but I do have experience with Irish and many other different nationalities and nothing for certain can be said. Firstly Irish girls in Ireland are much different from Irish girls abroad.

All that was said about the Catholic Church having influenced or effected our sexuality may be true and in Ireland women who are sexually active and open about it would be be few are far between.That is because of Irish attitudes and many women acting this way would be deemed slappers and slags. As a result Irish women are more reserved in public and would not generally be sexual predators. :eek:

This does not mean women don't love sex, Irish society has placed this guilt on them and hindered sexual liberation. This brings me to my next point. Irish women abroad where nobody knows them or judges them are much more sexually active and adventurous and would be deemed extremely good in bed.:)

Likewise I think with all nationalities it depends on the circumstances, whether you meet a French girl working in Paris on a business trip or in Temple Bar over on a Hen night depends how easy/good the sex is. Women on holidays like to let go and enjoy themselves while in every day lives may be preoccupied with work relationships etc etc. So each and every one is different and the circumstances mood history class nationality all have to be taken into account when trying to sea trends but for the sake of the pole Ill generalise and summarise

Irish Women- Reserved at first but a little (alcohol) a lot of fun can be had

English Girls- Up for anything but not willing to make the effort

French Girls- Take control and know what they want. And they want it

Spanish Girls- Very sensual very sexy great lovers

American Girls- Up for anything but make too much of an effort

South American- Fantastic they insure you are satisfied

Swedish- Demanding a tad selfish but very liberated