Forgive Me Brothers.......

Slow Motion

Left the house in a hurry this morning and forgot my wallet. So it's lunch time and I have a very limited amount of cash and only one place to spend it to get some food, so I bought (I can barely type the words) an ....Apple...Oh the shame of it:( . What type of food should I eat when I get home to make up for this gross affront to my ManPack ?

KTRIC

Slow Motion wrote:

Left the house in a hurry this morning and forgot my wallet. So it's lunch time and I have a very limited amount of cash and only one place to spend it to get some food, so I bought (I can barely type the words) an ....Apple...Oh the shame of it:( . What type of food should I eat when I get home to make up for this gross affront to my ManPack ?

A nice lard sambo, that'll sort you out.

Maccattack

Well, apples should only be eaten in pies. with plenty of:

a) Whipped cream
b) Ice cream
c) custard

or all of the above...

So I think to play it safe and not upset your system too much you should eat a few pies. Tesco's finest should do the trick.

Archeron

I feel your pain Brother Slow Motion, I feel your pain, as I'm in the exact same boat today. Just to add insult to injury, I only have fecking funsize apples which are more made to be inhaled than eaten.

The way I intend to make up for this is through hot dogs for dinner, quarter pounders for supper, and snickers bar for the spaces in between.

Scrotum

Archeron wrote:

snickers bar for the spaces in between.

Deep fried snickers bar. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

racso1975

^^^^^ obviously washed down with beer

runswithascript

Funsize is for little girls on bicycles with stabilisers!

tribulus

Get a takeaway pizza when you get home with good manly toppings - beef, ham, chicken, pepperoni more beef.

Then when you wake up with your gut rumbling at 2am, get your toast on - 6 slices of white bread toast, lavishly covered with proper Kerrygold butter should do the trick. It'll put to rest any worries your gut has

Slow Motion

Thanks for the advice brothers I think I have restored balance to the equation. Had a snickers on the way home followed by Bolognaise (sp ?) followed a little later by fried spuds and fishfingers, a bottle of nice red, followed by a couple of cans of hino. (Mr T voice) "Pity the fool who entered the crapper after me this morning"

Degsy

tribulus wrote:

Get a takeaway pizza when you get home with good manly toppings - beef, ham, chicken, pepperoni more beef.

Then when you wake up with your gut rumbling at 2am, get your toast on - 6 slices of white bread toast, lavishly covered with proper Kerrygold butter should do the trick. It'll put to rest any worries your gut has

The midnight snacking is a good idea but might i recomend taking the trouble to fry up a packet of kearns's sausages and make sandwiches to truly take the edge of your hunger.If you have a sweet rather than savoury tooth,you might be better off with an apple tart or a packet of those individual fruit pies.

petes

I did this today also. I had a grand total of €3 sitting on my desk at work. I went and got a packet of Tayto salt and vinegar, hunky dories, a double decker bar, and a snickers duo. I shall make sure to have a hefty dinner later on.

You should have spent that €3 on a buttered roll, a few packets of crisps, a can of coke and a kingsize snickers to be had with tea for dessert.

runswithascript

You could pretty much almost get a proper roll with chicken fillet, lettuce, tomato, coleslaw etc for €3. If in doubt wink at the eastern european girl working in the deli and perhaps give her a pat on her ass.

Vegeta

the homer simpson moon waffle is the only way to go

Slow Motion

petes wrote:

I did this today also. I had a grand total of €3 sitting on my desk at work. I went and got a packet of Tayto salt and vinegar, hunky dories, a double decker bar, and a snickers duo. I shall make sure to have a hefty dinner later on.

My sympathies brother. I blame the fast pace of modern life, I always seem to be rushing to get into work so I can spend the day doing nothing
After my mishap earlier in the week I have taken to leaving an emergency tenner stashed in the office, I don't want to go through that trauma again

jester77

petes wrote:

I did this today also. I had a grand total of €3 sitting on my desk at work. I went and got a packet of Tayto salt and vinegar, hunky dories, a double decker bar, and a snickers duo. I shall make sure to have a hefty dinner later on.

Brother Petes, it's for days like these that the EuroSaver menu was invented. You could have gotten 3 cheeseburgers to keep you going and then nip off early from work before you waste away!

petes

Brothers, the nearest shop to me does not have a deli. Well there is one about twenty yards further but I'm not making that trip. And as for getting any of the above for €3 forget about it. Crisps and chocolate ftw.

ntlbell

Slow Motion wrote:

My sympathies brother. I blame the fast pace of modern life, I always seem to be rushing to get into work so I can spend the day doing nothing
After my mishap earlier in the week I have taken to leaving an emergency tenner stashed in the office, I don't want to go through that trauma again

Get yourself a 1lb of frytex that should sort you out.

xzanti

If you had been in around town you could have picked yourself up a FREE lunch box thingy from the Danone Girls containing an apple and a yoghurt

Slow Motion

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xzanti wrote:

If you had been in around town you could have picked yourself up a FREE lunch box thingy from the Danone Girls containing an apple and a yoghurt

APPLE ! APPLE ! Away with ye that's what started this thread in the first place


*walks away muttering disgustedly "I'll fu*kin' apple ye"......*

MarkR

Slow Motion wrote:

a bottle of nice red

*phew* Just spotted that this was only for starters. Wine. I ask ya...

Slow Motion

MarkR wrote:

*phew* Just spotted that this was only for starters. Wine. I ask ya...

Sorry didn't mean to scare anyone

xzanti

Slow Motion wrote:

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APPLE ! APPLE ! Away with ye that's what started this thread in the first place


*walks away muttering disgustedly "I'll fu*kin' apple ye"......*

Ah yes but you would have got your apple for free and had 50c to spare.. 50c would have bought you a packet of crisps.. So you would have had an apple, a yoghurt and a packet of crisps..

Slow Motion

xzanti wrote:

Ah yes but you would have got your apple for free and had 50c to spare.. 50c would have bought you a packet of crisps.. So you would have had an apple, a yoghurt and a packet of crisps..

*Sniff* Fair nuff point taken your forgiven *sniff*

gofer

We must be vigilant for brothers who are suffering. Some are under duress and have wandered far from the true path of manliness. Anyway why is fun-size always small. Them feckin fun-size bars are a joke. Probably for wimmin so they wont feel guilty that they ate more than a lettuce leaf last week.:D

Zaph

Because, Brother gofer, the fun is seeing how many you can fit into your mouth at one time.

petes

I made up for it yesterday evening. Had 6 burgers (no baps) and a plate load of chips with bread and butter. Two chocolate rolo yoghurts for dessert and three bags of crisps.

I will not be making the same mistake of forgetting to bring money with me to work!

Slow Motion

petes wrote:

I made up for it yesterday evening. Had 6 burgers (no baps) and a plate load of chips with bread and butter. Two chocolate rolo yoghurts for dessert and three bags of crisps.

Excellent comeback brother, you have redeemed yourself admirably:p

tbh

Brothers. Surely this situation could have been avoided if Brother Slow had chosen the correct manner in which to EAT his apple. For example, who other than a brother of this forum would eat an apple in the stalls of the jacks in work? If I was covering my shoes and heard someone eating an apple in the bog next door, I would respect that man. For yea, this is a man who is not bound by convention.

trout

petes wrote:

I made up for it yesterday evening. Had 6 burgers (no baps) and a plate load of chips with bread and butter. Two chocolate rolo yoghurts for dessert and three bags of crisps.

Good Work! I predict a dump the size of a birthday cake later this morning ... well done Brother, welcome back to the circle of trust

Slow Motion

tbh wrote:

Brothers. Surely this situation could have been avoided if Brother Slow had chosen the correct manner in which to EAT his apple. For example, who other than a brother of this forum would eat an apple in the stalls of the jacks in work? If I was covering my shoes and heard someone eating an apple in the bog next door, I would respect that man. For yea, this is a man who is not bound by convention.

Look ! Mistakes were made brother , I held my hand up and confessed and have been doing my best to rectify the situation since then (take breakfast this morning for example, 2 eggs 2 sausages, beans, mushrooms, 3 slices of toast smothered in butter, b&w pudding, and a slice of tomato which i laughingly left on the side of the plate to be ignored:D ), I only created the thread as a cautionary tale so my brothers wouldn't fall into the same trap.

tbh

very caring of you brother slow.


some might say.... suspiciously caring.

petes

Slow Motion wrote:

i laughingly left on the side of the plate to be ignored:D

Whats this? Are you telling me that that tomatoe wasn't fried?

Slow Motion

petes wrote:

Whats this? Are you telling me that that tomatoe wasn't fried?

RAW :mad:

petes

Slow Motion wrote:

RAW :mad:

Bollocks to that then. Nothing tops of a magnificent fry quite like a fried tomatoe.

Slow Motion

tbh wrote:

very caring of you brother slow.


some might say.... suspiciously caring.

Don't mistake relating a tale of woe for some form of ladyboy affection towards my BG&RH brothers.

gofer

We wouldn't want any of that understanding, touchy-feely stuff. (shuffling feet nervously)

On my drunken ramblings through town last night after the club I had consumed
a BLT,
a pack of cheese popcorn,
a snickers,
an XL BK big king
a pack of Rancheros
a can of coke
before I got into the taxi. I made tea and toast when I got home.