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Why Sentence Structure is So Important

drunk_monk · 2007-03-27 10:10:43

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people,Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover…

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27-03-2007 11:10am

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drunk_monk

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The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people,Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super
workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like sh it..."

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#2 27-03-2007 4:31pm
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nice

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#3 27-03-2007 5:28pm
Diddy Kong

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Very good :D

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#4 30-03-2007 12:06am
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good one..

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#5 30-03-2007 12:12am
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good joke, awful title.

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