Pink or Brown?

po0k

What are you talking about? Do you mean to wear?

filthee

OLDYELLAR

Brown

SyxPak wrote:

filthee

LOL It needs 2 poles preferences for giving and receiving.:D

Kinetic^

OLDYELLAR wrote:

LOL It needs 2 poles preferences for giving and receiving.:D

You need 2 poles for what now?

OLDYELLAR

Brown

Kenny 5 wrote:

You need 2 poles for what now?

Yore ma!:p

Kinetic^

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Yore ma!:p

Dirty witch wimmin!!

/fetches pitch fork and prods OY in the face

Be gone wimmin, go over to admire that "Hoff" guy, he'd never be welcome here due to his un manly hair and gut!!!!

runswithascript

Brown

I'm sorry but The Hoff is cool, at least he's certainly not uncool. Don't Hassle The Hoff man.

ZOMG I saying that.

Kinetic^

dusf wrote:

I'm sorry but The Hoff is cool, at least he's certainly not uncool. Don't Hassle The Hoff man.

ZOMG I love saying that.

Brother Dusf, he is not BGRH material.:mad:

OLDYELLAR

Brown

dusf wrote:

I'm sorry but The Hoff is cool, at least he's certainly not uncool. Don't Hassle The Hoff man.

ZOMG I saying that.

Lets make love

Kinetic^

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Lets make love

It's a trap brother dusf, don't look into her eyes or you'll turn to stone.

petes

Brown

OLDYELLAR wrote:

make love

We are not familiar with this term round these here parts. Please enlighten us.

OLDYELLAR

Brown

Ive got something in my pocket for you..........................Something in my front pocket for you..............:D

kleefarr

As I big fan of what I like to call "The Holey Trinity" I can't vote.

Nevyn

jonny24ie wrote:

When the crimson tide is flowing.... head to the dirt track for a bit of fun!!

oh really and here i was thinking it was an excuse for ye to go drinking.

Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass
With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass
And make her your wife and love her with love so true
Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low
When her river runs red, then she's starting her flow
And it's called menstr'ation, and here's what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
Stand back – her ovarian dam's gonna burst
Son, don't be afraid, it's a natural t'ing
Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string
Put the old linens on top of the bed
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender
And every third word that you say will offend her
Get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead
And she'll want to make love – if you do, you're a fool
'Cause you'll only end up with a bloody O'Toole
Get out of the house – down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins
So turn off the light, boy, and take off your hat
And drop to your knees, say a prayer to Saint Pat
Then he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed
And for Ireland's sake, go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a-meetin'
When the moon's full and the gals are a-bleedin'
The Catholic, the Protestant, even the pagan
The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'
So drink of your pint, boys, and thank your shamrocks
That as menfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks
And that we can escape from the lady in red
And get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

runswithascript

Brown

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Lets make love

But I haven't gotten you drunk yet, [insert appropriate chauvinistic slur here]? :eek:

Robbo

Can we keep this thread strictly to euphemisms only folks. Anyone naming acts, practices or orifices with their actual medical will be punished lest this turn into something that belongs on Honk, or god forbid P-bloody-I.

Rb

Women are ruining this forum. Seriously.

EDIT: Erm...pink fwiw.

admiralofthefleet

Brown

pink for myself as im not allowed a shot up the bonus tunnel

runswithascript

Brown

you don't need a bonus when you've already won the jackpot!