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Pinocchio

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  • 27-03-2007 11:27pm
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    midger
    Registered Users Posts: 113 ✭✭


    Pinocchio complains to his father,saying "Whenever I attempt to make love to a woman,she complains of splinters." His father shows pity and gives Pinocchio a piece of sandpaper to sand his knob down whenever he needs to. A few days later during dinner,his father asks "How are the girls?". "Girls?" Pinocchio replies, "who needs girls?" ;)


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    A Primal Nut
    Registered Users Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭A Primal Nut


    midger wrote:
    Pinocchio complains to his father,saying "Whenever I attempt to make love to a woman,she complains of splinters." His father shows pity and gives Pinocchio a piece of sandpaper to sand his knob down whenever he needs to. A few days later during dinner,his father asks "How are the girls?". "Girls?" Pinocchio replies, "who needs girls?" ;)

    Haha, funny:D I can imagine a lot of people not getting it though!


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    fred funk }{
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    Ha good'un....but Ouch! :D


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    gramlab
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    Hope its fine grain for his sake or it could be a short lived relationship :D


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    arghh
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    plenty of sawdust in that bed


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    conformist2
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    A Primal Nut wrote:
    Haha, funny:D I can imagine a lot of people not getting it though!
    do you really think its that subtle?? how old are you?


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    Sinfonia
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    ahhh he prefers the sandpaper. took me a while


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