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Pay Rise...

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  • 28-03-2007 7:48pm
    #1
    Mossin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭


    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons

    * I do physical labour

    * I work at great depths

    * I plunge head first into everything I do

    * I do not get weekends or holidays off

    * I work in a damp environment

    * I work in the dark with poor ventilation

    * I work in high temperatures

    * My work exposes me to contagious diseases

    Yours sincerely
    The Penis



    Dear Penis

    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration has rejected your request for the following reasons


    * You do not work for eight hours straight

    * You fall asleep after brief work periods

    * You do not always follow the orders of the management team

    * You do not stay in your designated area and can often be seen visiting other locations

    * You do not take initiative

    * You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

    * You leave the workplace messy at the end of each shift

    * You do not always observe the correct safety precautions such as wearing protective clothing

    * You will retire well before the age of 65

    * You are unable to work double shifts

    * You sometimes leave the workplace before the designated task has been completed to the managements satisfaction


    And if that wasnt enough you are often seen entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags


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