Device to clip nose hair??!

flanzer

Lads, is there any device out there to clip nose hair? I'm not the most hairiest of fellas (body wise) but have am afflicted by gastly amounts of nose hair, so much so that bits grow out of my nostrils and sometimes meet over my septum. I sometimes use a small scissors but can always get the right cut! I also sometimes light up a cotton bud and singe the hair but that's just plain dangerous and stupid!

Anyone else out there suffer the same and what do you do to safely remove it?!

Thanks

MarkR

The only acceptable way to remove these would by by either

• Consuming vast amount of flaming sambucca
• Pulling them out with your fingers during an excavation
• Using heavy machinery in a new and amusing away. I suggest a hedge trimmer or circular saw.

Mr Magnolia

MarkR wrote:

• Consuming vast amount of flaming sambucca
• Pulling them out with your fingers during an excavation
• Using heavy machinery in a new and amusing away. I suggest a hedge trimmer or circular saw.

Any of the above or this might work either

Mr Magnolia

Edit/ double post

John Mason

i bought an ex an nose trimmer once, he stopped using it when we broke up the next i seen him, i laugh so much, it was like he had a dead animal up his nose

petes

Go into a chemist and get a nose/ear hair trimmers.

Nevyn

Spastafarian

irishbird wrote:

i bought an ex an nose trimmer once, he stopped using it when we broke up the next i seen him, i laugh so much, it was like he had a dead animal up his nose

AAAARGH! A girl!!!
Where's my pants?!

Zaph

Thaedydal wrote:

Remind me never to look for help over in PI :eek:

Archeron

Be proud of your nose hair, and at every opportunity, wave it like its your favourite flag. Its what seperates us from the animals.

There's far too much talk of personal grooming going on in here. That's wimmen's stuff.

Nevyn

zaph wrote:

Remind me never to look for help over in PI :eek:

This is not PI I am just another poster and under no obligation to offer sane and sensible replies.:D

flanzer

Sparks400 wrote:

Any of the above or this might work either

I'll prob get myself one of these....I'd say it could also double up to remove the fluff from my ever deepening belly button!!

jc7

doesn't smell so great, but get up close with a cig-lighter. No more hair!