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  • 30-03-2007 12:18am
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    Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭


    May have been posted b4:


    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double Decker, It was after eight.

    She was from Quality Street; he was a fisherman's friend.
    On the way, they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she
    had a wine gum.

    He asked her name,' Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.

    I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her milky way.

    They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom.
    Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of black magic.
    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her
    cream egg.
    He fondled her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic
    tacs.

    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more jelly babies, So she let him
    take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard.
    He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of fudge.

    It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight, When
    he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy.

    She wanted more, he needed time out, and however, he noticed her pink
    wafers looked very appetizing.
    He did a twirl, had a picnic in her sherbet and finished of by giving
    her a gob stopper!

    Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

    Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD.

    It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with all sorts!!!!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 427 ✭✭pyure


    funny, but now i want some munchies and the shops are closed :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 620 ✭✭✭BobbyD10


    Haha...there's always the garage....


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,963 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    haha, very good. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Excellent, best in a while, I just have to remember it for the pub later :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭ShowUsYourXbox


    Man about seven years ago, a guy i know told me he wrote this thing for an English class in secondry school. Lying Bastard!


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