Reductive synthesis

ILMF

can wearing aluminum on ones head, stop government mind control rays from entering? or is it just a myth?

sorry, wasn't sure where to post this. its quite urgent.

Boston

You need a mind in the first place...

Ghost Train

no, it's a myth spread by the Chinese government

apparently though, peanut butter blocks the frequencies they use in such rays

ILMF

Boston wrote:

You need a mind in the first place...

A mind in the first place of wha?
Boston, I'd appreciate more constructive posts. Any more of this wiffle-waffle will be reported to the forum moderator.
?Are you stalking me?Your handle sounds familiar?

ILMF

eolhc wrote:

no, it's a myth spread by the Chinese government

apparently though, peanut butter blocks the frequencies they use in such rays

Yes, I have heard about peanut butter as well. Thanks for the input eolhc.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

It must be smeared to a thickness of at least 1cm allover one's head to work adequately. Otherwise some of the wave's willstill penetrate.

Please post pictures of your attempts, just for reference:D

AlmightyCushion

Sorry lads but you're way off. The peanut butter thing actually amplifies your brainwaves making it easier for the ray to read and control your thoughts. Smearing faeces all over your head should completely block the ray.

billy the squid

Boston wrote:

You need a mind in the first place...

I direct you to the charter, particularly the part which deals with personal attacks.

to answer the OPs question, a recent MIT study found that wearing a "tinfoil hat" can amplify rather than reduce the effects of mind probing

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

as for the rest of ye, this is not afterhours. either contribute to the thread or **** off.

Diogenes

billy the squid wrote:

I direct you to the charter, particularly the part which deals with personal attacks.

to answer the OPs question, a recent MIT study found that wearing a "tinfoil hat" can amplify rather than reduce the effects of mind probing

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
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You do realise that is a joke, right?

billy the squid

Diogenes wrote:

You do realise that is a joke, right?

Do you have evidence that suggests that this study did not take place?

Boston

billy the squid wrote:

I direct you to the charter, particularly the part which deals with personal attacks.

to answer the OPs question, a recent MIT study found that wearing a "tinfoil hat" can amplify rather than reduce the effects of mind probing

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

as for the rest of ye, this is not afterhours. either contribute to the thread or **** off.

Topic was moved to here from the programming forum.

Diogenes

billy the squid wrote:

Do you have evidence that suggests that this study did not take place?

Billy, seriously, you're about to look foolish. Do you know what an MIT study looks like? I'll give you a quick clue, a MIT paper, or study on something won't have a same the same amount of photos as it does paragraphs.

C'mon billy, this the site they took the three designs they based their "study" on.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

Or to look at its source a satirical spoof of conspiracy theories
http://zapatopi.net/

Leaving aside the fact that the study doesn't even attempt to define what mind control rays are, or how the work, or for example what they do, so therefore, concluding that Tinfoil hats protect you what from you cannot defy is, frankly wandering into that episode of simpsons with the rock lisa sells homer to protect him from non existant tigers.

I cannot comphrend anyone thinking a credible MIT study runs to less than five hundred words.

Billy you're either trying to catch me in a april fools joke or have found yourself gullible to some second year MIT students satire.

DrFunkenstein

Lols, Jesus thats a good one..