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The hitman

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  • 01-04-2007 8:13pm
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    Trinity
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    A man hires a hitman to kill his 70 year old wife. He seeks assurance that the job will be done right.

    "Don't worry" assures the hitman. "I'm a marksman and i guarantee the bullet will enter one inch below the left nipple"

    Husband replies "I want her killed not knee-capped"


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    Jesus Wept
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    lol :)


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    GhostInTheRuins
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    lol good one


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Very good!


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    darkskol
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    :-)


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    old boy
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    can 1 have a fiver for evey time its on here


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    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    old boy wrote:
    can 1 have a fiver for evey time its on here

    Awh sorry but its hard to search for jokes cos they sometimes differ slightly and rarely have a title, esp if you get them by text as i do


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