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  • 01-04-2007 8:28pm
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    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭


    Ok this is gonna be hard to explain but i got this ages ago from my grand-dad and still waiting on one to top it yet. Its quite long though.

    You gotta insert the persons name (first and last) that you are sending it to at the end*. I sent it round and was never called a cheeky cnut so many times in the one day :D

    Tom Thumb, Cinderella and Quasimodo were talking one day.

    Tom said "I bet I am the smallest person in the world"
    Cinderalla says "I bet I am the prettiest"
    Quasimodo says "And I bet I am the ugliest"

    So Tom says "lets visit the world records office and find out"

    First Tom came out "Yep, I am the smallest"
    Then Cinderella comes out "Yep, I am the prettiest"

    Then Quasimodo comes out and says "who the fcuk is Trinity1*?"


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    #2
    Eglinton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 992 ✭✭✭Eglinton


    That's a pretty long text joke :p You must be rolling in credit!


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    Ro: maaan!
    Registered Users Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    Heh. Heard a similar one years ago. Good joke. Although you did kind of ruin the ending... :)


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    Trinity
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭Trinity


    Ro: maaan! wrote:
    Heh. Heard a similar one years ago. Good joke. Although you did kind of ruin the ending... :)


    :o


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