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Sensible Household Remedies

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  • 02-04-2007 10:20am
    #1
    smashey
    Registered Users Posts: 21,676 ✭✭✭✭


    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
    >
    > 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will
    >prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
    >snooze button.
    >
    > 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
    >laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
    >
    > 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
    >vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
    >
    > 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    >toilet seat by simply using the sink.
    >
    > 5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
    >yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
    >veins. Remember to use a timer.
    >
    > 6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
    >hammer and you will forget about the toothache.


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