Keith Richards (old guy in rolling stones rock band) snorted his dads ashes!

mike65

Just heard this read out on bbc fivelive! Its in an interview in the next issue of NME.

The Skeletal One grinded dad up with some blow and snorted it.

Rock and Roll.

Mike.

county

what a fruit cake

Wow.How long ago was that?:eek:

connundrum

Should have put it in yoghurt tbh

mike65

Bert passed on in 2002 I think! :eek:

Mike.

Wow thats crzy.I am actually surprised that Keith is still alive with all the crap he has done over the years!

besty

Wtf!

fillmore jive

i knew he was bad, but seriously.... that's very odd.

Ruu_Old

Mad stuff. I think they may have left out some of his brain when it was operated on a few months ago after he fell out that coconut tree.

Nevyn

What is so unusual about that ?
There are plenty of tribes and faces were consuming a dead relative or some of their ashes is considered normal, traditional and keep the memoery and the spirit of the person with the family and tribe.
Usually it is bread or porriage that is made with some of the ashes and eaten.

Chucky the tree

Thaedydal wrote:

What is so unusual about that ?
There are plenty of tribes and faces were consuming a dead relative or some of their ashes is considered normal, traditional and keep the memoery and the spirit of the person with the family and tribe.
Usually it is bread or porriage that is made with some of the ashes and eaten.

And some places in the deep south think its acceptable to **** our own sister.



think thats normal?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

it is in the deep south

if keith wants to shove his father up his nose, that's fine with me.. too much ground space being used to store meat .. just burn all the ****ers

Is it true that if he stops doing drugs he might die?

David Michael

You should read "The Dirt" which is a bio about Motley Crue.

I fail to understand how any of the 70 & 80's Rock/etc band members are still alive never mind that lot. Pure madness. OD? Sure escape from hospital, hitch a life home with some fans vowing to get clean, and shoot up and almost od again for good measure!

It is a very good and easy/funny/unreal read by the way.

Seriously ... they should ALL be dead.

phantom_lord

ewwwww....

Karl Hungus

"Rolling Stones Rock Band"?

As opposed to Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers?

I'm not sure that many people would be getting confused about who the Rolling Stones are. They're makers of fine evening wear, right? No, wait, Rolling Stones Wine, right?

Feral Mutant

To be fair, who among us can honestly say we've never indulged in a snort of the ashes of Keith Richards' Dad?

Winters

I laughed a lot when I read that.

mike65

Karl Hungus wrote:

"Rolling Stones Rock Band"?

As opposed to Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers?

I'm not sure that many people would be getting confused about who the Rolling Stones are. They're makers of fine evening wear, right? No, wait, Rolling Stones Wine, right?

Sometimes its impossible to convey a joke in written form. ie Stones are so irrelavent in 2007 I thought I should help the youngsters out!

Mike.

ps Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers? Don't tell me Mick Jagg€r has'nt considered it.

Karl Hungus

Or is that Rolling Stones, the Dutch publisher of popular children's literature?

Karl Hungus

mike65 wrote:

Sometimes its impossible to convey a joke in written form. ie Stones are so irrelavent in 2007 I thought I should help the youngsters out!

Mike.

ps Rolling Stones Insurance Brokers? Don't tell me Mick Jagg€r has'nt considered it.

In fairness, if you didn't know who the Rolling Stones were in the first place, would you really care who Keith Richards is, other than some crazy dude who snorted his dad's ashes?

Karl Hungus

By the way... DO NOT **** WITH KEITH RICHARDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyK0y02HvVc

stepbar

The reason why Keith is still alive is because he smoked pure cocaine. But he's still crazy TBH

brianthebard

mike65 wrote:

Sometimes its impossible to convey a joke in written form. ie Stones are so irrelavent in 2007 I thought I should help the youngsters out!

Let the little feckers google it, you can find anything out on the net in thirty seconds if you are interested.

DaBreno

sort of puts the "antics" of Shane from Boyzone and other Emos into perspective.

Thats seriously hardcore dude!

biko

Fair play old rocker

1huge1

Deleted User wrote:

Is it true that if he stops doing drugs he might die?

He better stay on them if thats the case becuase I got tickets for them at slane

humanji

In his defence though, he was off his tits at the time. No doubt he saw powder and thought it was some of his stash he'd forgotten about.

Drugs must have some sort of longevity power to them. With the likes of the Stones, Motley Crue and Aerosmith, there's no reason why they should be alive. Should we all go crazy on drugs and live forever? I'm willing to give it a shot (purely in the interests of science!).

Tha Gopher

Thaedydal wrote:

What is so unusual about that ?
There are plenty of tribes and faces were consuming a dead relative or some of their ashes is considered normal, traditional and keep the memoery and the spirit of the person with the family and tribe.
Usually it is bread or porriage that is made with some of the ashes and eaten.

You cannot seriously think this belongs in the real world. The Celts used to make human sacrifices of virgin womenj didnt they? Normal? Right so

*heads to the local girls secondary with chloroform and an axe*


Keith is off his nut anyway

Sinfonia

Feral Mutant wrote:

To be fair, who among us can honestly say we've never indulged in a snort of the ashes of Keith Richards' Dad?

lmao


when i die, i'm donating my ashes to science

humanji

Donate them to Keith. They'll be properly used then!

Nevyn

Tha Gopher wrote:

You cannot seriously think this belongs in the real world. The Celts used to make human sacrifices of virgin womenj didnt they? Normal? Right so

*heads to the local girls secondary with chloroform and an axe*

I never said it was human sacrifice but away of honouring dead family memebers when they die.

Oh and when did the celts do that ?
Where in any of the leabhar or the Táin is that recorded ?
and Which set of clets the q celtic or p celtic or would that be streching as far as parts of france and spain ?

Tha Gopher

Thaedydal wrote:

I never said it was human sacrifice but away of honouring dead family memebers when they die.

Oh and when did the celts do that ?
Where in any of the leabhar or the Táin is that recorded ?
and Which set of clets the q celtic or p celtic or would that be streching as far as parts of france and spain ?

*looks at Thaedydals, ahem, alternative modships*

Oh lord.....

I dont care if, when or where it was recorded. The practice of inhaling a dead body is bizarre to anyone who can think rationally.

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Keith Richards (old guy in rolling stones rock band) snorted his dads ashes!

Is there any YOUNG guys in it?

**************************************

Hmm, a friend of mine took the ashes of a particularly close dead relaitve to Coogee Beach in Sydney to fling them into the ocean.

He ate some of them too.

I don't find this strange at all.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

Tha Gopher wrote:

*looks at Thaedydals, ahem, alternative modships*

Oh lord.....

I dont care if, when or where it was recorded. The practice of inhaling a dead body is bizarre to anyone who can think rationally.

i can think quite rationally,and I think you're objection to it is pretty bizarre.

it's ash, ffs... it doesn't really matter.

Mr. CooL ICE

Eric Cartman accidentally drank the ashes of his dead friend, Kenny McCormick. His health started to suffer as a result of Kenny being alive within him. It led to a series of events which led to Cartman having to go to Scotland to have Kenny exorcised from him. The exorcism was successful, but Kenny then took the form of a pot roast, which Rob Schneider then ate.



But that was in a cartoon...

Red Hand

Bizarre. Puts a whole new spin about the phrase "letting someone get up your nose", eh?

Those that suffer from sinus congestion have been known to have found relieve by cutting out dairy products, citrus fruits, Daddy's ashes...:)

mike65

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Mike.

Dudess

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote:

Bizarre. Puts a whole new spin about the phrase "letting someone get up your nose", eh?

ROFL!!!

Thaedydal, to be fair, I doubt he did it as some form of ritual honouring his dad's memory.
What I find particularly amazing is that his dad only died five years ago, so Keith would have been nearly 60 if he did it - which I doubt he did.
In fact, he didn't, because I've just read that he's claiming it was said in jest.

humanji

mike65 wrote:

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Mike.

lol, love the third option

Goolay

Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards insists he never snorted his father's ashes - his recent comments were made in "jest." The Gimme Shelter guitarist can't believe people took him seriously after he told British music magazine Nme he once snorted his dad Bert's ashes mixed with cocaine. He said, "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." However, Richard's manager Jane Rose tells MTV.com that the hellraiser's comments were "said in jest. Can't believe anyone took (it) seriously."

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