Hmmm - an air hostess?

Mountjoy Mugger

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed
a really beautiful woman sitting next to him.

He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she
must be an off duty flight attendant. But which airline does she work
for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he
immediately thought to himself:

"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head.
He leaned towards her again,

"Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally
kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him,
"What the f *** do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said



"Ahhhhh, Ryanair

fred funk }{

I like it, wasn't expecting the punch line

KamiKazi

:d

skibum

Sending that on to a mate who is a pilot for said airline, god love him!
As a side line, it's true that they have to supply their own pens!!

drunk_monk

Brilliant

Insect Overlord

very cool

junkyard

10 out of 10 .:)

Guy:Incognito

Did that not used to be Virgin or one of the other British airlines (whichever one they look down on)

DrFunkenstein

V good