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The CIA now uses John Travolta

  • 04-04-2007 11:45pm
    #1
    mick.fr
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    John Travolta, last Monday the 2nd of April, had to operate an emergency landing in Shannon airport. He was coming from Germany.

    The CIA decided to involve Hollywood Super Stars now to carry Afghan/Iraki prisoners in order to avoid any other diplomatic affair.

    Everybody, even the Garda, was so exited to get an autograph, that they forgot to inspect the plane.

    It appears, some prisoners actually were repetitively hitting the ground of the plane, a Boeing 707, to make noise and get attention of the local authorities.

    But John Travolta had the brilliant to install 10*8000 Watts speakers on the plane and it was playing "Saturday Night Feaver".

    So nobody heard about the prisoners and JT finally made it to Guantanamo.


    GG JT, see you soon :-)

    I have been told, the next plane will be Jean Claude Van Damme, as he is currently unemployed.


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  • #2
    Beelzebub
    Closed Accounts Posts: 643 ✭✭✭Beelzebub


    mick.fr wrote:
    John Travolta, last Monday the 2nd of April, had to operate an emergency landing in Shannon airport. He was coming from Germany.

    The CIA decided to involve Hollywood Super Stars now to carry Afghan/Iraki prisoners in order to avoid any other diplomatic affair.

    Everybody, even the Garda, was so exited to get an autograph, that they forgot to inspect the plane.

    It appears, some prisoners actually were repetitively hitting the ground of the plane, a Boeing 707, to make noise and get attention of the local authorities.

    But John Travolta had the brilliant to install 10*8000 Watts speakers on the plane and it was playing "Saturday Night Feaver".

    So nobody heard about the prisoners and JT finally made it to Guantanamo.


    GG JT, see you soon :-)

    I have been told, the next plane will be Jean Claude Van Damme, as he is currently unemployed.


    I always thought that "Saturday Night Beaver" would have been a better title for that movie.;)


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