Shaved heads = This century's comb-over.

Karl Hungus

To all those ponces who think they're fooling anyone by shaving their heads when they notice their hairline slipping back, it's bloody obvious you twat!

What you should do instead, is embrace the bald!

This is what you budding baldies should aspire to:







Still, Ron Jeremy is a legend, and should be the official mascot of this forum. We need more pics of him:

MOTHERTRUCKER

Ron Jeremy is a legend

Yeah what ever floats your boat KARL.
Didn't think you were into him, or guys. Do you think these guy's are good looking or just don't give a sh1t about there appearance.

If thats the case why do guys shave their face everymorning and not their heads, whats the difference Karl.
We're not all greasy head goth wanna be's.

Hear's to the no maintenance shaved head.

Blowfish

MOTHERTRUCKER wrote:

Hear's to the no maintenance shaved head.

No maintenance? To keep it shaved, you have to shave it every few days. Compare that to the 'greasy head goth wannabies' who only wash their hair once every few weeks.

brianthebard

Ron as Mario. Truly fcuking scary man.

Karl Hungus

MOTHERTRUCKER wrote:

We're not all greasy head goth wanna be's.

That there's fightin' talk!

You and me, outside now!

unkel

No. 2 haircut. Every 2 weeks. 2 minute job. Long hair is for girls

KTRIC

I recently shaved off my lovely long golden locks (see avatar), once you go shaved you never go back.;)

MarkR

Blade 1 Ftw

• Shows total disdain for hair
• Can dry with a corner of a facetowel
• Nice bristly feeling
• Looks way better then thin wispy hair
• Stays out of your beer

Karl Hungus

KTRIC wrote:

once you go shaved you never go back.;)

This is completely untrue.

I shaved my head a couple of years back (For charity) and I ****ing hated it. It's now back to being good and long again. Thus disproving your ridiculous theory.

MOTHERTRUCKER

Karl Hungus wrote:

This is completely untrue.

I shaved my head a couple of years back (For charity) and I ****ing hated it. It's now back to being good and long again. Thus disproving your ridiculous theory.

Well you sound like a sincere bloke to shave his hair off for charity (especially if its long) but i think its each to their own.
I just couldn't stand long hair, its too feminine and girlie for a bloke.

Karl Hungus

MOTHERTRUCKER wrote:

its too feminine and girlie for a bloke.

You be lookin' for a beat down, boy!

Jack Vegas

Long on top and shaved back and sides is where it's at fellows.

briman1983

Was over in germany years back on a school tour. locals couldn't get over a group 60 17yr olds with shaved/short hair. lots more people with longer hair over there.

thetrickykid

I'd love a doo like The Dog....curse you male pattern baldness.

smashey

Jack Vegas wrote:

Long on top and shaved back and sides is where it's at fellows.

That is just wrong.

pclancy

unkel wrote:

No. 2 haircut. Every 2 weeks. 2 minute job. Long hair is for girls

Exactly. Conditioner should NOT be used by blokes.