Car Crash

Oriel

I think I remember reading this on here before sometime. So if you've heard it before, you can shove it up yer arse.


A Dublin girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, can you breathe properly?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Right, where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Tallaght, bud."

biko

Yeah oldie but goldie

Sherman

Medic: "Ok Sharon, how many fingers have I got up?"
Sharon: "Oh my God, I am paralysed from the waist down"

Insect Overlord

sinecurea wrote:

I think I remember reading this on here before sometime. So if you've heard it before, you can shove it up yer arse.


A Dublin girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, can you breathe properly?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Right, where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Tallaght, bud."

Sherman wrote:

Medic: "Ok Sharon, how many fingers have I got up?"
Sharon: "Oh my God, I am paralysed from the waist down"

Both class

baztard

A heavily pregnant Tallaght young one rings her mother from her mobile.
Young one: Ma, me bleedin waters have broken.
Ma: Jaysus love! Where are you ringing from?
Young one: From me fanny to me ankles