The Funny Side of Religion

The Mad Hatter

sionnach wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olKlFDN5dNk

Hilarious yet infuriating stuff.

I don't find that remotely funny...

Mena

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

I don't find that remotely funny...

In fact, to me at least, it looks like public and legal child abuse

sionnach

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

I don't find that remotely funny...

It has its moments. The herbivorous T-Rex and disregarding an exhibit as "a good fairytale but poor science" while they get their 'facts' from the greatest fairytale ever told were particularly amusing.

Galvasean

Somebody oughta teach them a lesson... BibliDino style!

Eglinton

sionnach wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olKlFDN5dNk

Hilarious yet infuriating stuff.

Incredibly infuriating but not hilarious. Child abuse, as mentioned previously.

sionnach

sionnach wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olKlFDN5dNk

Hilarious yet infuriating stuff.

That's disgusting.

Not very funny, but they might get a laugh or two!

Hivemind187

http://awesomegodrave.ytmnd.com/

Someone linked me this ... the sad thing is I think I've danced like this myself.

Goduznt Xzst

The Mad Hatter

From my favourite religious-themed webcomic

oeb

Goduznt Xzst

Don't know if any of you listen to this guys videos. I find him excellent and have been following him for ages.

Here's his website:

http://www.patcondell.net/

and a full list of his videos:

http://godlesscomedy.blip.tv/posts?view=archive&nsfw=dc

Goduznt Xzst

Funny segment from yesterdays Colbert Report

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/217927/february-04-2009/yahweh-or-no-way---the-super-bowl

MrPudding

Goduznt Xzst wrote: »

Don't know if any of you listen to this guys videos. I find him excellent and have been following him for ages.

Here's his website:

http://www.patcondell.net/

and a full list of his videos:

http://godlesscomedy.blip.tv/posts?view=archive&nsfw=dc

Have a look at "take you god and shove it."

MrP

Overblood

George Carlin - Religion is Bullsh*t. Absolutley brilliant!:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

Overblood

What´s funny about the above video: If you type the word "Religion" into the searchbar in youtube, this is the first video that comes up!!! HAHAHA absolutley ROFL!!

mukki

i am going to start a company with offices world wide!

and as a perk.....all emplyees get free board near where they work *


wish me luck





*to ensure high profilts i am going to enforce the fallowing rules

1) employes are not allowed to marry or have kids, and i get all their property when they die

2) my customers must use my services at least once a week

3) my customers must not use contraception.

4) customers must make sure their kids will use my service at least once a week too

5) service is something that customers (phisically) wont be able to report if they dont get it

Mickeroo

This looks like it could be pretty funny.

Also watched Religulous last week,very funny.

pinksoir

Mickeroo wrote: »

This looks like it could be pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE3_uHsHTgs

Also watched Religulous last week,very funny.

Fixed for you...

rainbow kirby

Mickeroo

pinksoir wrote: »

Fixed for you...

Thanks bud:o

rainbow kirby

How dirty minded are you? :pac:

Overblood

According to the Bible, if you are hurt in the gonads, you can't get into heaven.

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."
--Deuteronomy 23:1-2

Mad eh?

tba

Overblood wrote: »

According to the Bible, if you are hurt in the gonads, you can't get into heaven.



Mad eh?

I thought your thread in afterhours had great potential

Overblood

Heheh, yeah I was getting ready to unleash that quote plus many others. Reading through passages of the bible just makes me think "wtf?" over and over and over again.

Try it. Start reading the bible on any page and it's not long before you come across pure insanity.

Galvasean

Overblood wrote: »

According to the Bible, if you are hurt in the gonads, you can't get into heaven.



Mad eh?

Oh that's great. I get cancer, have to have one lobbed off, now I can't get into heaven. Sounds like God has it in for me.

No wonder I'm an atheist.

Overblood

Don't mind getting a testicle lobbed off, the passage specifically said "wounded in the stones", so a slight bruise/blemish is enough to have you banished to hell. Very nice of the 'ol chap innit?

The Mad Hatter

Probably should go in the US Politics forum, but that place never fails to boil my blood.

Phototoxin

No Cod?

Scofflaw

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."
--Deuteronomy 23:1-2

Hmm - I'd be more worried about the idea that if you have any ancestors born out of wedlock in the last 10 generations (up to your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents) you're pre-damned.

Also, I wonder if Bobbit qualifies or not?

cordially,
Scofflaw