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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #3482
    Galvasean
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    Stolen from YLYL
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    #3483
    robindch
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    From this week's New Yorker magazine:

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    #3484
    MagicMarker
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    http://www.amazon.com/PAUL-Movie-Evolve-uni-sex-T-Shirt/dp/B004Q74NV0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1303808578&sr=8-1


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    #3485
    robindch
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    Only posted in A+A 'coz it includes the Archbish of Canterbury getting down and bogeying.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav0FEhtLug


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    #3486
    Links234
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    #3487
    Aldebaran
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    Well I'm convinced...

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    #3488
    Galvasean
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    Aldebaran wrote: »
    Well I'm convinced...

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    Have they honestly not heard about the water table? Can they really think the world is rapidly running out of water?


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    #3489
    robindch
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    Poe notwithstanding, water goes in, wee comes out.

    You can't explain that!


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    #3490
    liamw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


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    #3491
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    The Daily Mash looks into the curriculum of schools with a catholic "ethos":

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/logic-abuse-rife-in-catholic-schools-200905211779/


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    #3492
    kylith
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    Aldebaran wrote: »
    Well I'm convinced...

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    The stupid! It burns!


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    #3493
    Undergod
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    So many problems with that. Amazing.


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    #3494
    The Mad Hatter
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    #3495
    b318isp
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    I was at Good Mourning Mrs Brown in the Olympia last night, and there was a few good topical one liners (approximated from memory) to be read in a strong Dublin accent:

    About Noah and the ark:
    "Two of every animal??? Sure I had two hamsters for a week and they nearly sh!t out the house"

    About the bible:
    "Sure most of it is made up. It is! Sure if it wasn't it would only be a pamphlet."

    The ten commandments:
    "...(Moses) must have written them on two f**king Solpadeine"

    About Abraham:
    "...no, that was Kirk Douglas"


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    #3496
    coffee_cake
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    The Mad Hatter wrote: »
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    That was posted on the last page :pac:


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    #3497
    robindch
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    Seen during the election campaign:

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    #3498
    Choochtown
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    The "Christianity is futile" bit I get, but "the church for people who don't ..." What's that all about??


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    #3499
    c_man
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    A Church for people who don't go to Church

    My head is going to explode.


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    #3500
    Delirium
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    Choochtown wrote: »
    The "Christianity is futile" bit I get, but "the church for people who don't ..." What's that all about??

    building to let?

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #3501
    virmilitaris
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    I assume it's some kind of trap for atheists. Once we're in the door we'll be strapped to a chair and forced to listen to the bible read by William Shatner.

    That or it's a cleverly disguised topless beer party with free pizza.


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    #3502
    Nodin
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    Choochtown wrote: »
    The "Christianity is futile" bit I get, but "the church for people who don't ..." What's that all about??

    "Well, I preach the Church Without Christ. I'm member and preacher to that church where the blind don't see and the lame don't walk and what's dead stays that way. ... I'm going to preach it to whoever'll listen at whatever place. I'm going to preach there was no Fall because there was nothing to fall from and no Redemption because there was no Fall and no Judgment because there wasn't the first two."


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    #3503
    The Mad Hatter
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    bluewolf wrote: »
    That was posted on the last page :pac:

    :o

    *Goes back and looks*

    Oh yeah, I remember - for some reason that wouldn't load when I was abroad.


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    #3504
    kylith
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    Choochtown wrote: »
    The "Christianity is futile" bit I get, but "the church for people who don't ..." What's that all about??
    I'd imagine that it's some kind of groovy, funky church where the preacher is called Dave rather than Father (although it could be Father Dave) and every mass involves him getting out his acoustic guitar and singing Kumbya.


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    #3505
    Zillah
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    Aldebaran wrote: »
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    This reminds of the time I read the argument from a Creationist that life cannot have evolved, as thermodynamics asserts that to avoid descending into chaos the eco-system would need some sort of continuous input of energy from an external source.


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    #3506
    The Mad Hatter
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    Zillah wrote: »
    This reminds of the time I read the argument from a Creationist that life cannot have evolved, as thermodynamics asserts that to avoid descending into chaos the eco-system would need some sort of continuous input of energy from an external source.

    I remember when the sun as an energy source was pointed out to a creationist, he further asserted that his car was out in the sun all day and never even began to evolve. (Honestly, not kidding.)


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    #3507
    liamw
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    #3508
    Links234
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    #3509
    krudler
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    #3510
    robindch
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    #3511
    robindch
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    Cardinal Brady tweets live from the Royal wedding:

    http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/live-not-cardinal-bradys-liveblog-from-the-royal-wedding-128473-Apr2011/


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