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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #3872
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    yay \o/, 10 out of 10 with 100% guesswork for me! :)


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    #3873
    liamw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    eoin5 wrote: »
    10 without even reading all the questions :D

    10 without reading any part of any of the questions


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    #3874
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    liamw wrote: »
    10 without reading any part of any of the questions
    there's definitely an ongoing theme to the correct answers. :)


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    #3875
    CiaranMT
    Registered Users Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    Phallic Cross erected in old Abbey

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    Flandersnews.be wrote:

    Phallic cross in abbey sparks controversy


    The otherwise peaceful seaside resort of Koksijde is the scene of quite a commotion these days as residents bicker about the erection of a phallic cross in the ruins of an abbey church.
    At issue is one exhibit in a summer exhibition: a white phallic cross with sizeable balls entitled Troika or Holy Trinity. Initially the artwork was placed where the altar used to stand, but has been moved to the side of the ruin following objections linked to an open air mass that is held in the ruins every year in August.

    The artist Peter Delpelchin told VRT that his work has been painted white to emphasize virginity and purity and is a reference to the Roman Catholic Church that is battling with paedophile scandals.

    The work's creator is a bit puzzled by the commotion and claims that the cross will now be even more visible for the faithful in its new location. He points to the debate his work has triggered and says that he hopes to make many more such works of art in the future.

    Dirk Vanclooster, the abbey museum's head, says that the work should be displayed: "Art should lead to a dialogue. That's the social role of artists."

    Koksijde alderman Jan Loones (Flemish nationalist) describes the work as "beautiful": It's not up to us to give a verdict on what the artist portrays. Peter Delpelchin is a promising artist and art teacher. We cherish his creativity."


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    #3876
    himnextdoor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭himnextdoor


    liamw wrote: »
    10 without reading any part of any of the questions

    That's odd; I got 0/10 just for being gullible. Fancy that.


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    #3877
    cavedave
    Registered Users Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭cavedave


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8


    Nascar Prayer, buggity buggity buggity


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    #3878
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    cavedave wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J74y88YuSJ8


    Nascar Prayer, buggity buggity buggity

    Today's prayer is brought to you by…


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    #3879
    liamw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


    "And lord, thank ya fur ma fine american made ferrari paid for by all the lovely patrons of my church."


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    #3880
    sink
    Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭sink


    In today's Irish Times.

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    #3881
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 49,582 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    martyn turner jumped the shark many years ago.


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    #3882
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    probably reposted a few times already, but...

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    #3883
    Pygmalion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    From reddit.
    So I decided to join the KKK wrote:
    Sure, I don't agree with their notion of white pride. And I don't believe in their desire to cut off all American foreign aid, nor their desire to outlaw homosexuality, nor their anti-abortion stance. I think their plans for creating a Christian nation are horrible and damaging. And I think their history of racism is a truly terrible thing.
    But there is a lot of good that comes out of being in the klan! A sense of community. A sense of belonging to something bigger than yourself. And some of the things they believe in, I also agree with. They believe in supporting strict environmental laws. They believe in balancing the budget. They stand behind states rights, and they strongly support veterans.
    Just because a few radical individuals did some terrible things in the past in the name of the Klan, that has nothing to do with how the Klan is today! Besides, those people weren't true Klansmen. A real, modern Klansman would never act like that!
    I can call myself a Klansman, even though I don't agree with everything they believe in. And I still go to a few Klan meetings each year, even though I disagree with some of their core tenets. I like the ceremonies, and some of the songs. I'm just choosing the parts that I like, and I'm going to with that, while I ignore the parts of The Klan that I disagree with.
    So really, there's nothing wrong with The Klan, or being a member. It's just a personal matter of how an individual chooses to live their life.
    I really don't understand why people have a problem with me being in the Klan!


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    #3884
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 49,582 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    this one passed me by, or maybe it didn't and i forgot about it because it was ten years ago.
    satan is a sandal wearing hippy.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/668048.stm


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    #3885
    Nailz
    Registered Users Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    magicbastarder wrote: »
    this one passed me by, or maybe it didn't and i forgot about it because it was ten years ago.
    satan is a sandal wearing hippy.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/668048.stm
    Damn veggie, animal-loving pacifists — evil bastards, the lot of them!


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    #3886
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    From reddit.

    this comment made me lol
    you know the reason why 99.9999% of prayers aren't answered.. is because everyone is out of MP! You have to go out and start destroying things to get any and THEN pray. This is why prayers were more often answered during the Inquisition.


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    #3887
    himnextdoor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭himnextdoor


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    From reddit.

    Kinda like the Catholic church?


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    #3888
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    From reddit.

    Maybe I inspired :D

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=71824539&postcount=10


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    #3889
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


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    #3890
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    magicbastarder wrote: »
    this one passed me by, or maybe it didn't and i forgot about it because it was ten years ago.
    satan is a sandal wearing hippy.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/668048.stm

    Why can't I see The Onion logo anywhere?


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    #3891
    CiaranMT
    Registered Users Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    YLYL:

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    #3892
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


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    #3893
    Standman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    "hoes on my dick 'cuz I look like Jesus"



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    #3894
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    evolution for ID-iots. :)

    not sure if funny or interesting.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyjufVuQZ48


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    #3895
    himnextdoor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭himnextdoor


    vibe666 wrote: »
    evolution for ID-iots. :)

    not sure if funny or interesting.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyjufVuQZ48

    Wow! I'm the one on the left. And that's me Ma on the right.


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    #3896
    himnextdoor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭himnextdoor


    Standman wrote: »
    "hoes on my dick 'cuz I look like Jesus"


    Swearing ain't big and it's not clever. You could replace Jesus (or God) with my ex-girlfriend's name and this would make more sense.


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    #3897
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,799 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    The most hilariously effective signs supporting gay marriage.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #3898
    liamw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,780 ✭✭✭liamw


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    #3899
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Dragons were actually dinosaurs who just had trouble breathing oxygen after the flood. So they combusted themselves.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9w26JXXpWU


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    #3900
    vibe666
    Registered Users Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


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    #3901
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    vibe666 wrote: »
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    That's the fuking brill.:D


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