The Funny Side of Religion

mehfesto

Dades wrote: »

^^ Could that Jesus be any more American? :pac:

Yes. Yes he could.

robindch

Criminal penguin caught on film:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/15305502

Interesting at 1:05 to see the thieving penguin watch for when the victim leaves the nest so he can drop over and swipe the stones. Then, at 1:35, to see the thief almost get caught on the way over, then pretend to stop and have an "innocent" look around, before continuing on.

Theory of Mind in action.

Dades

robindch wrote: »

Criminal penguin caught on film:

Anyone else expect this to be about nuns? :pac:

dmw07

CiaranMT wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P47OC439x88

All's I can say is...

Parody at it's best.

CiaranMT

Not one of my prouder moments :pac:

dmw07

Don't feel to bad. After a quick google (http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/EdwardCurrent) it seems that apparently some theist and atheists alike have done the same. Religious people have actually used this guys footage in the past as a "reliable" source! The ultimate humiliation. Using a satirical parody from an atheist comic to back up your religious claims.

The immediate leap from poorly answering fuzzy questions to checkmate is just hilarious. It had me in stitches.

hare05

A little current events for you all. Occupy Wall Street has triggered the second coming of this dude:

Dades

^^ Whoa! American Jesus is back!

mehfesto wrote: »

robindch

Don't think this was posted here recently (unless my memory's failing...!)

fontanalis

CiaranMT wrote: »

Not one of my prouder moments :pac:

A tragicle that you couldn't see it!

MagicMarker

CiaranMT

Possible repost:

eoin5

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hare05 wrote: »

A little current events for you all. Occupy Wall Street has triggered the second coming of this dude:

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/occupy101711/o25_15128106.jpg

I bet the woman behind Jesus is writing something really good, or at least she thinks so

Kivaro

eoin5 wrote: »

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I bet the woman behind Jesus is writing something really good, or at least she thinks so

Well she's laughing ...................... she must have looked up his skirt.

Oh Yes, I went there ...............

el oh el

God doesnt want you to masturbate

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1654371/794c3f1f/anti_masturbation_vs._louis_ck.html

Delirium

el oh el wrote: »

God doesnt want you to masturbate

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1654371/794c3f1f/anti_masturbation_vs._louis_ck.html

I'm calling Poe on this one. No way is that for real.

fitz0

I'd almost believe it of Faux News but there's no way that can be real.


... can there?

seamus

It would be typical of an anti-masturbation campaign to send a representative who is extremely likely to inspire some ad-hoc masturbation.

Delirium

fitz0 wrote: »

I'd almost believe it of Faux News but there's no way that can be real.


... can there?

did some googling, and it's not real.

From wikipedia

Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld is a late-night/early-morning satirical talk show on the Fox News Channel

sensibleken

recedite

fitz0 wrote: »

I'd almost believe it of Faux News

Strangely it seems to be both; a parody, but is produced for Faux news

According to one of the producers, among the original target audiences were “slackers and losers," the “depressed, the dissatisfied, the depraved," “bloggers, and those "age 18–40"[11] According to columnist Donald Lambro, in the age of hyper-political-correctness, Red Eye has become "the go-to show for the rigid and the joyless – those poor wonks at watchdog blogs whose only way of income is creating a universe of make-believe offensiveness."

I believe they call them "white trash" over there. They come in useful for making up a noisy crowd at a Republican rally, and they love a tour in Iraq or Afghanistan.

recedite

sensibleken wrote: »

Its a hoax? There is the coelacanth, but that's not one.

Dades

Holy crap it's a chickenfish.

Crumbs

el oh el wrote: »

God doesnt want you to masturbate

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1654371/794c3f1f/anti_masturbation_vs._louis_ck.html

That's a scene from Louis CK's brilliant show, "Louie".

Stercus Accidit

I saw this on reddit, the source of life on earth...

http://i.imgur.com/yjZTu.jpg

Galvasean

recedite wrote: »

Its a hoax?

Nope it's the spotted handfish. They are real alright, but critically endangered (no doubt from Creationists trying to dispose of the evidence..)

Pompey Magnus

Galvasean wrote: »

Nope it's the spotted handfish. They are real alright, but critically endangered (no doubt from Creationists trying to dispose of the evidence..)

Creationist Response:

According to the ever accurate wikipedia:

"they have been reported to pray on small shellfish, shrimps and polychaete worms"
Link

So there you have it, this fish was provided with hands by our Lord God for the purpose of prayer to Him, and that it does so whilst on top of lesser creatures with the ability to pray shows the dominant position in God's Universe of believers over atheists.

Dades

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

"they have been reported to pray on small shellfish, shrimps and polychaete worms"
Link

True God-fearing spotted handfish wouldn't eat shellfish!

Galvasean

Dades wrote: »

True God-fearing spotted handfish wouldn't eat shellfish!

But would they eat a capybara?

robindch

Galvasean wrote: »

But would they eat a capybara?

That's only a fish in South America. In the rest of the world, it's a small, furry mammal that tastes nice.