The Funny Side of Religion

bnt

(from Cagle Post)

strobe

Too soon...too soon.

The Mad Hatter

Not soon enough.

robindch

From somewhere else this evening:

Wherever wrote:

Wonder if the last thing he heard was "Gaddafi, duck!"

TwoShedsJackson

robindch

recedite

Dades wrote: »

True God-fearing spotted handfish wouldn't eat shellfish!

I presume you refer to the bible's description of pork and shellfish as being unclean, and not to be eaten, but you must remember that from a Christian perspective, in this context, pork and shellfish are metaphors for pi$$ and $hit, which you will notice are never eaten by god-fearing folk.

Dades

Whatever about shellfish, why would you use the tastiest animal to ever grace a plate as a metaphor for pi$$ and $hit? *

* This question is rhetorical - I don't give a crap about their crazy laws.

robindch

^^^ On the topic of crazy religious people and pigs, I see it's been a while since we last saw those rabbis responding to Swine Flew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVTFxYMhwiA

Liamario

robindch wrote: »

^^^ On the topic of crazy religious people and pigs, I see it's been a while since we last saw those rabbis responding to Swine Flew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVTFxYMhwiA

Who says wisdom comes with age.

CiaranMT

YLYL (I long for the day when this ditziness is commonplace)

CiaranMT

Moar YLYL:

CiaranMT

Okay, last one I swear:

BlitzKrieg

recedite wrote: »

pork and shellfish are metaphors for pi$$ and $hit, which you will notice are never eaten by god-fearing folk.

last I checked the average american fast food burger contains 5% fesses...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRvsPtPE4Is

vibe666

CiaranMT wrote: »

Okay, last one I swear:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/310648_2538880432511_1268658437_2999855_1764343128_n.jpg

i think you'll find that's actually Jeesarse. :pac:

Gordon

robindch wrote: »

^^^ On the topic of crazy religious people and pigs, I see it's been a while since we last saw those rabbis responding to Swine Flew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVTFxYMhwiA

What is this I don't even?! Is this a Jewish reenactment of the father ted episode when they're all on the plane or something? I'd be raging if I was on a plane with those noisy loons!

muppeteer

recedite

Why do they have detailed instructions (& pictures) just to swing the kneeler up and down. Its no more complicated to operate than a cinema seat!
Do they think we're stupid or what?

Doctor DooM

www.jesusween.com


If someone tried to give me a bible when I went out on halloween night looking for sweets...

Pompey Magnus

recedite wrote: »

Why do they have detailed instructions (& pictures) just to swing the kneeler up and down. Its no more complicated to operate than a cinema seat!
Do they think we're stupid or what?

What I want to know is how long it will take before it is filled up with tart cards for call girls and ads for gay chatlines?

recedite

Doctor DooM wrote: »

www.jesusween.com

"A few days before Halloween, a word came to him to give out bibles to everyone knocking at his door expecting candy. On that day over 40 bibles were given out without him stepping out of his house. All it took was putting a bible into every bag as they opened each bag with a smile. It was much easier than expected "......

I wonder if he looked in the gutter on his street the next morning. Probably a load of bibles lying there along with all the unwanted apples.

mehfesto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H9BuxeNro0

I love Steve Carell

Delirium

GLaDOS

Good guy Lucifer

Liamario

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9IPoAdct8

Mickeroo

Turtwig

Agree 100% about the Lorre's big bang theory.

Anyways as far as I'm concerned this sh1t is religion. Make sure to read the mouse-over text.

I just noticed CVS has started stocking homeopathic pills on the same shelves with--and labeled similarly to--their actual medicine. Telling someone who trusts you that you're giving them medicine, when you know you’re not, because you want their money, isn’t just lying--it’s like an example you’d make up if you had to illustrate for a child why lying is wrong.

Turtwig

mikhail

Via broadsheet.ie, a letter to the Donegal Democrat.

The comments from broadsheet spot the same gentleman fighting the good fight elsewhere 1 2 3.

Dades

mikhail wrote: »

The comments from broadsheet spot the same gentleman fighting the good fight elsewhere 1 2 3.

http://www.family-men.com/ ??