The Funny Side of Religion

recedite

Yes, very undignified. And why aren't those Scottish Presbyterians having the same trouble with their kilts?

Overheal

sephir0th

Dades

ShooterSF wrote: »

Why does god allow wind to keep blowing his shoulder towel up into his face?

LOL - shoulder towel! Douglas Adams would have liked that.

dvpower

Delirium

not sure if this one was posted before.

Penn

From YLYL:

robindch

Penn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mi8P2TRN0k

Knasher

From reddit.

rubadub

KATY PERRY’S SONG USED AS CHURCH WARNING TO TEENS

BLACKLICK, Ohio (AP) — A church near Columbus, Ohio, is using Katy Perry as a bad example. A sign outside Havens Corners Church in Blacklick has the lyrics from her song, “I kissed a girl and I liked it” — but it adds, “Then I went to hell.” Church pastor Reverend Dave Allison says the Bible is clear that homosexuality is a sin, so the sign is intended as a loving warning to teens. He says it’s confused some people who either don’t know the song or don’t understand the message. Lynne Bowman of the gay rights group Equality Ohio says the sign indicates the church isn’t very accepting. Perry has not responded to calls for comment.

Burgo

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

Corkfeen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHUbIGLj1BI

Erm..... How the hell do I explain this video... Stephen Hawking like figure condemns us. :pac: I found it strangely disturbing yet funny purely because it sounds like a TQE argument against atheism.

recedite

Cartoon character with dodgy voice software = Stephen Hawking.
I don't think so.

Corkfeen

recedite wrote: »

Cartoon character with dodgy voice software = Stephen Hawking.
I don't think so.

It was more just a summary of the dodgy voice software. :pac: I initially opened the clip because I thought it was family guy....

amacachi

Has to be a pisstake. Then again if the internet has taught me anything it's that Christians are the worst when it comes to production values.

CramCycle

amacachi wrote: »

Has to be a pisstake. Then again if the internet has taught me anything it's that Christians are the worst when it comes to production values.

It might not be look at his response to himself?

Sonics2k

Become quite a fan of Bill Maher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI-TNg4YH-Q

The Mad Hatter

Pope falls foul of German hosts by shunning seat-belt.

A GERMAN citizen has filed a complaint against Pope Benedict XVI for not using a seat belt in the Popemobile during his September visit to his homeland.

Lawyer Johannes Christian Sundermann has filed papers in Dortmund on behalf of his unnamed client, charging the Pope with “repeated breaches” of Germany’s seat belt law.

“Herr Joseph Ratzinger, born 16 April 1927 in Marktl/Altötting” travelled on September 24th and 25th “for the duration of more than an hour” without a seat belt, the lawyer states in documents.

Mr Sundermann and his client say they can prove the repeated misdemeanour during his visit to Freiburg – using videos from YouTube.

The lawyer says his client, though not a Catholic, was concerned for the safety of the Pope in his armoured car, which reportedly has a seat belt though it usually moves at a walking pace. As a repeat seat belt offender, the man believes the Pope should face the maximum €2,500 fine allowed.

Link.

strobe

Sonics2k wrote: »

Become quite a fan of Bill Maher

Can't stand the fucker personally. If Bill O Reilly went atheist then fell and cracked his head off a curb knocking loose what little brains he had, got back up and decided to blame the curb and call it stupid for sitting there at the side of the road.

coffee_cake

strobe wrote: »

If Bill O Reilly went atheist then fell and cracked his head off a curb knocking loose what little brains he had, got back up and decided to blame the curb and call it stupid for sitting there at the side of the road.

Then what?

Turtwig

bluewolf wrote: »

Then what?

Pfft obviously he would become Bill Maher.

Turtwig

strobe wrote: »

Lol. Oh sweet Jesus I can not wait until the day you finally make a grammatical error Blue. I shall be there waiting in the wings. Do not doubt it.

It's blue:pac:

Turtwig

Crafty bugger deleted his post.

coffee_cake

in fairness i make plenty of them all the time out of sheer laziness
punctuation anyway

Penn

strobe wrote: »

Can't stand the fucker personally. If Bill O Reilly went atheist then fell and cracked his head off a curb knocking loose what little brains he had, got back up and decided to blame the curb and call it stupid for sitting there at the side of the road.

I was starting to like him until I found out some things about him, namely he's a large supporter of PETA and the fact he's an anti-vaccination theorist (eg. claims things like the flu vaccine causes autism in kids etc without any real evidence, and being about as religious about it as people he makes fun of are about religion)

He can still be very funny sometimes, and I still love Religulous, but he went waayyyy down in my estimations after hearing those things.

Dades

^^ I went though that experience with Chuck Norris recently. For shame, Chuck, for shame.

Penn

Dades wrote: »

^^ I went though that experience with Chuck Norris recently. For shame, Chuck, for shame.

Why? What's wrong with Chuck Norris?

Either way, I've placed all my trust in Penn Jillette

The Black Oil

So Maher is on the Jenny McCarthy bandwagon? Disappointing.

dmw07

Dades wrote: »

^^ I went though that experience with Chuck Norris recently. For shame, Chuck, for shame.

Bible could have "saved" you.

Mat 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

:D:D