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The Funny Side of Religion

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭EKClarke


    This is hilarious.:D



    And also quite sad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭Kepti


    Not quite on topic, but I thought the audience here would appreciate this.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭Kepti


    EKClarke wrote: »
    This is hilarious.:D



    And also quite sad.

    Aah the classic "The Bible is true because it says it's true" argument.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


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    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,743 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    EKClarke wrote: »
    This is hilarious.:D

    And also quite sad.

    Video needs more Matt Damon


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Penn wrote: »
    Video needs more Matt Damon
    That's an understatement - why did I sit through that video of a couple of circular idiots rubbing each other up?

    I want that time back!


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,743 ✭✭✭✭Penn


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Knasher


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  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,278 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Here's a new argument for god:

    1. Iraqi "koranic scientsts" discover boys weewee is purer than girls weewee.
    2. Therefore allah exists.



  • Moderators Posts: 51,798 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    they're clearly taking the piss....



    I'll see myself out:o:p

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What the actual f*ck?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 25,848 ✭✭✭✭Zombrex


    Not religion, but atheist related as it is about the movie version of Atlas Shrugged.

    http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/11/atlas-shrugged-producers-hope-their-delightful-mistake-will-sell-dvds.html

    Gawker noticed that producer Harmon Kaslow is promising a "recall" on 100,000 Atlas DVDs, though he's not recalling the discs themselves but the DVD jacket covers, which incorrectly state that the movie is an adaptation of "Ayn Rand’s timeless novel of courage and self-sacrifice."

    Ha!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Zombrex wrote: »
    "Ayn Rand’s timeless novel of courage and self-sacrifice."
    Probably meant somebody else's self.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 383 ✭✭HUNK


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    EKClarke wrote: »
    This is hilarious.:D



    And also quite sad.

    The "essential" argument: any argument seeking to disprove God, assumes God.

    Huh?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,712 ✭✭✭Worztron


    Undergod wrote: »
    The "essential" argument: any argument seeking to disprove God, assumes God.

    Huh?

    Those guys are unbelievably stupid. They reject proof i.e. evolution and yet fervently believe in creationism which has zero proof. :eek:

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



  • Registered Users Posts: 33,743 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Worztron wrote: »
    Those guys are unbelievably stupid. They reject proof i.e. evolution and yet fervently believe in creationism which has zero proof. :eek:

    Err... there is proof for Creationism! It's called The Bible! If it's written in a book, it must be true.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see if Hogwarts accepts mature students. Only found out about this place a few years ago when it was mentioned in a book. Funny how nobody had ever heard of it before that...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


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  • Registered Users Posts: 33,743 ✭✭✭✭Penn




  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Penn wrote: »
    Only if it's a frontie!


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,743 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Dades wrote: »
    Only if it's a frontie!

    Crotch to crotch? I'm not sure I could resist the temptations, Dades. I may have to f*ck you.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Penn wrote: »
    Crotch to crotch? I'm not sure I could resist the temptations, Dades. I may have to f*ck you.
    Side hug it is then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    Penn wrote: »



    How do they expect to be taken seriously? I mean come on, they're hip hop Christians! What's happened to the great tradition of Christian Rock?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Has this ad aired? :)



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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,923 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Dades wrote: »
    Only if it's a frontie!

    No one for backies?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,417 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    From here, comes news of a guy named Richard Line from Kentucky who works as schools' superintendent with a local board of education. Line is a creationist and very exercised about the teaching of evolution in schools since he thinks it'll cause kids to desert the religion they've acquired. All standard stuff. What's different in this case is the response from the Kentucky Commissioner of Education has published his response.

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    And the response:
    Dear Ricky,

    Thank you for your patience in waiting for our response to your attached letter expressing concerns on the end-of-course exam content for biology. We wanted to give you a thorough and accurate response, and it took some time for research to be completed by our legal and curriculum staffs. I am copying the members of the Kentucky Board of Education on the response, since they also were e-mailed a copy of your letter.

    In science, a theory is a statement of general ideas that explains many observations by natural means. To a scientist, the word “theory” is a very precise term to identify a concept that has great utility in explaining phenomena in the natural world. Ideas only rise to the level of a theory in science if they have withstood much scrutiny and are exceptionally useful in explaining a wide variety of independent observations. Any theory can be altered or replaced if new observations or new scientific evidence cannot be adequately explained by it. In science, facts never become theories. Rather, theories explain facts. No theory is immune to revision or replacement should new evidence surface. There is a substantial difference between the "everyday" meaning of the word "theory" and the scientific meaning of the word. An idea is often labeled a theory for the purpose of painting it as little more than a guess. This use of “theory” demonstrates a lack of understanding of the scientific meaning of the term. Referring to biological evolution as a theory for the purpose of contesting it would be counterproductive, since scientists only grant the status of theory to well-tested ideas.

    Additionally, science is not a system of belief. To ask if a scientist ‘believes’ in the theory of evolution is an improper question because the term ‘belief’ implies a position or opinion based on faith. A biologist would properly say he/she understands and acknowledges the evidence supporting the theory of evolution. Belief is an act of faith and is not necessarily concerned with the availability of supporting evidence. For this reason, beliefs are not considered to be within the realm of science. Moreover, the federal courts have ruled that creation science, a religious concept or belief, is not science at all. [See Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District, 400 F.Supp.2d 707, 764 (E.D.Pa.2005); McLean v. Ark. Bd. of Educ., 529 F.Supp. 1255, 1259 (E.D.Ark.1982) (dismissing “creation science” as “simply not a science”).] Therefore, it is not considered relevant content for a purely science classroom.

    Since college and career readiness is our goal for all students, we would be doing them a disservice by denying them the opportunity to learn science concepts required to obtain that goal. Evolutionary theory is one of the foundational components of modern biology, and it most certainly plays a significant part in college biology coursework. The ACT QualityCore® biology end-of-course objectives are designed to reflect research-based college- and career-ready standards as well as promote more rigor and depth in traditional courses.

    Finally, Kentucky’s Core Academic Standards for Science and Core Content for Science Assessment, version 4.1, outline the minimum required content that all students should have the opportunity to learn in order to graduate. The QualityCore® end-of-course test for biology does expand from our current minimum standards. The Kentucky Core Academic Standards and Core Content for Assessment 4.1 contain two (of seven) Big Ideas that are reported under the category Life Science. Those Big Ideas are Unity & Diversity (UD) and Biological Change (BC). The Big Idea of Biological Change contains only content standards related to biological evolution. The concept of evolution already exists within these standards and has been assessed in the Commonwealth since those standards were adopted in 2006.

    I appreciate your viewpoint and hope this information assists you in understanding KDE’s position. Thank you for all that you do to positively impact the lives of the students in your school district.

    Sincerely,

    Terry Holliday


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭Daemonic


    robindch wrote: »
    Has this ad aired? :)
    Yep, saw it a few days ago on the tellybox.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,094 ✭✭✭Liamario


    robindch wrote: »
    Has this ad aired? :)



    (also available as a download from here)

    He's still going into the spare room.


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