The Funny Side of Religion

joseph brand

@Robindch: Never heard of Alan Bennett before. He's very subtle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umRRCkspaQU

Burgo

GLaDOS

Delirium

robindch

Undergod

ScienceNerd wrote: »

HERMIONE
She gets it.

Well of course she does.

Penn

Barr125

After 200 hours on Pacman, I discovered this secret level.

joseph brand

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.
(2008)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

Penn

joseph brand wrote: »

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.
(2008)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

WHOA WHOA WHOA! Dude, don't hide stuff like that under two pictures where it might not be seen. I almost thought it was just text from your signature.

A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom.
The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.

The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from people's nether regions.

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll — and a carnation.

Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the city's Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.

A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

"But it's not for me to question his story.

"He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."

She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesn't shine to think again.

Ms Watson said: "My advice? Don't do it.

"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening.

"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."

Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.

A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.

"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."

That's just brilliant. Reminds me of a story Ricky Gervais told. Man goes into hospital with a tomato ketchup bottle stuck up his arse. Doctor asks how it happened. Man said he had gone shopping and when he arrived home, he couldn't find his house keys. So he put down the shopping, got a ladder and started climbing up the ladder to get in a first floor window which was open. Halfway up the ladder, his belt got caught on the ladder and broke, and his jeans and pants fell down. He fell off the ladder and landed on the ketchup bottle which was in his shopping bag.

Doctor asks "Why was there a condom on the ketchup bottle?"

Turtwig

Penn wrote: »

WHOA WHOA WHOA! Dude, don't hide stuff like that under two pictures where it might not be seen. I almost thought it was just text from your signature.

And I had missed it until I read Penn's post and scrolled back up.

joseph brand

Originally Posted by Penn
WHOA WHOA WHOA! Dude, don't hide stuff like that under two pictures where it might not be seen. I almost thought it was just text from your signature.

Hahahaha.

Had a feeling it might be a bit hidden. Should have quoted a piece of the story to make it stand out.

Cheers.

fitz0

Undergod wrote: »

Well of course she does.

Still would. :pac:

dmw07

fitz0 wrote: »

Still would. :pac:

Which one? :pac:

Calibos

fitz0 wrote: »

Still would. :pac:

Ask her in a lift if she would like to go back to yours for a coffee?

Galvasean

^^For a brief moment in that gif you see Dawkins with long hair. looks a bit Zeppo

robindch

Jesus appears in a tortilla in Albuquerque:

http://www.koat.com/r/30565508/detail.html

legspin

robindch wrote: »

Jesus appears in a tortilla in Albuquerque:

http://www.koat.com/r/30565508/detail.html

Just continuing the Led Zeppelin theme, I thinks it looks more like John Bonham circa Knebworth 1980.
(The god of rock drumming imo)

dead one

legspin wrote: »

Just continuing the Led Zeppelin theme, I thinks it looks more like John Bonham circa Knebworth 1980.
(The god of rock drumming imo)

leg spin
spin that sh!t

robindch

^^^ dead-one, you will be carded for your next content-free post and your post will be deleted.

Please try to contribute something worth reading.

dead one

robindch wrote: »

^^^ dead-one, you will be carded for your next content-free post and your post will be deleted.

Please try to contribute something worth reading.

Thanks for information Robin, you know there is no fun about any religion in my mind. I don't make fun's other feeling. Thanks and so long

recedite

dead one wrote: »

leg spin
spin that sh!t

Been at the hashish again?

Galvasean

dead one wrote: »

I don't make fun's other feeling.

Yeah, well we do! :pac:

Sonics2k

How I feel when reading when reading things like
'Christianity is founded in Science'
'Some of the Bible is open to interpretation'
'Religion has never interfered with Scientific advancement'
'The Bible teaches us to love everyone, except for...'

and of course the infamous 'Origin of Specious Nonsense' thread.

Sarky

Nothing is sacrosanct.

Well, apart from internet freedom and kittens.

sephir0th

wow Sonic, you have managed to accurately sum up the entire Origin Of Specious thread in one gif

oldrnwisr

RichieC

robindch

Meanwhile in Saudi, a judge accused of corruption claimed that he'd been under the influence of a genie at the time, so the judge at the trial requested evidence from a "genie expert" who channeled from the accused genie that the first judge's allegations of mind-control were genuine. So some lawyer wanted to summon the genie to court to prove the channeler's account, and then what happened?

ttp://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/02/defense-lawyer-objects-to-genie-expert.html

Nobody knows...

Sarky

What