The Funny Side of Religion

pts

found at: http://xkcd.com/459/

irishgandalf

Handsome Bob

10 reasons why Superman is better than Jesus.

1. Superman has saved the planet for destruction numerous times. Jesus has threatened to return and bring upon the end of the earth with him, but so far is a ****ing “no-show”.
2. Jesus performed a few miracles, but Superman can shoot laser beams out of his eyes, he can fly, is indestructible, and can see through everything except lead. In one movie he turned back time. How awesome is that?
3. Jesus may have died for your sins, but Superman died to protect us from an intergalactic killing machine called Doomsday.
4. When Jesus died, he was resurrected 3 days later and then abruptly left, telling his disciples he’d be back within their lifetimes (an obvious lie). Superman died, was in stasis for a while, and emerged with long glorious 90’s hair. Unlike Jesus, however, Superman stuck around and has been busy keeping the world safe from evil.
5. Although not a God, Superman still risks his life all the time trying to combat super villains. Jesus, on the other hand, is apparently all powerful, and yet refuses to do something as basic as healing amputees.
6. Superman can move mountains. Jesus claims praying to him will accomplish the same feat, but no noticeable effects from prayer have ever been measured.
7. Superman is an expert in dozens of languages, and is an accomplished journalist. Jesus never left any writings, or evidence of any of his works.
8. Superman hooked up with the insanely hot Lois Lane, while the only women that showed any interest in Jesus were all prostitutes.
9. Jesus said “But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me” (Luke 19:27). Superman, on the other hand, has a strict code of conduct that forbids him to kill anyone.
10. If you fell out of your apartment window and cried for help, Superman would try and save you. Not only will Jesus not even bother to save you; he will send you to hell for all eternity if you don’t believe in him.

Now some people may criticize me for this article, and they might be right: what’s the point in debating which fictional character is better, anyways?

http://www.thegoodatheist.net/2009/0...er-than-jesus/

MrPudding

Not really a joke as such, but does anyone find it funny when a christian uses the term "logical" in a discussion? Or is that just me...?

MrP

irishgandalf

irishgandalf

pts

Marriage according to the Bible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw

EDIT: She's got a few other videos, Imagine if her and Pat Condell had a baby!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5QqEmBi8iw

5uspect

Wouldn't that be an Unholy Marriage?

legologic

It might have already been posted but I like this one.

Goduznt Xzst

pts wrote: »

EDIT: She's got a few other videos, Imagine if her and Pat Condell had a baby!

"i'm in the tackiest place in America that isn't a Roman Catholics living room"

brilliant

monkeyfudge

Go to church each week and you're 5 times more likely to be a virgin.

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/06/who-is-the-40-year-old-virgin.html

Coriolanus

Dave!

Galvasean

The Mad Hatter

Galvasean wrote: »

Aw, come on - that's already been posted on the same page!

Dades

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Aw, come on - that's already been posted on the same page!

Tsk! Schoolboy error, Galva!

Overblood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVjBBDMOoA

Galvasean

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Aw, come on - that's already been posted on the same page!

Woops! If its any consoLATION, I found it when googling 'Imperial Guard Motivation'.

Galvasean

Alrighty, here's something I don't think has been posted before. If it has, it hasn't been in a while anyhow:

The Mad Hatter

Galvasean wrote: »

Alrighty, here's something I don't think has been posted before. If it has, it hasn't been in a while anyhow:

Naw, that one pretty much just rocks.

Orion

irishgandalf

Lazare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKxnICixF7g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5DaTIF1a0

skyscraperblue

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Haha! Nice. Also I like the (very subtle) Harry Potter reference.

Ok, I've read it like twenty times looking for a HP reference and I've got nothing. So can someone please tell me what it is?

sionnach

skyscraperblue wrote: »

Ok, I've read it like twenty times looking for a HP reference and I've got nothing. So can someone please tell me what it is?

I think it's the birthday present list of bigdudley@freeserve.co.uk

The Mad Hatter

sionnach wrote: »

I think it's the birthday present list of bigdudley@freeserve.co.uk

Man, I wrote that nearly two years ago...

But yeah, I think that was it.

BaconZombie

Looks like the people over at Christianity Forum {with is ID=333 } don't like anything that points out the holes in their insanity logic, so I post this here.

Dades

We'd prefer if people didn't generalise about the Other Forum, there's all sorts in there. Appreciate the 'toon, though.

bnt

"Um, Dad ... when you said I was going to get nailed, I didn't think you meant it literally ... ow. "

5uspect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95VTh4FA_gE