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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #5642
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Also, I saw End Of Days, and the Devil was clearly able to "get" someone inside a church. Do only some churches work? Or is Satan just unstoppable when possessing the body of Gabriel Byrne? If so, why the hell isn't Gabriel Byrne locked in a church so the Devil won't get him?


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    #5643
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Sarky wrote: »
    I don't get it. Is it enough to just, like, stand near a church? Do we have to stay there 24/7 to make sure the devil doesn't "get" us? some of those places don't have toilets, you know. Very impractical.

    Sure they do. They have those double portaloos with really thin walls and those ridiculously high up urinals on the way in....

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh :o


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    #5644
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Sure they do. They have those double portaloos with really thin walls and those ridiculously high up urinals on the way in....

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh :o

    It that what those are :eek:. How very unhygienic.


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    #5645
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hey, they're following 2,000 year old tradition. It makes sense that they'd ignore plumbing. RUNNING HOT WATER IS THE DEVIL'S WORK


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    #5646
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Sarky wrote: »
    Hey, they're following 2,000 year old tradition. It makes sense that they'd ignore plumbing. RUNNING HOT WATER IS THE DEVIL'S WORK

    http://videos.howstuffworks.com/science-channel/29218-what-the-ancients-knew-roman-plumbing-video.htm

    So - they're really just al á carte Romans...typical. :rolleyes:


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    #5647
    Turtwig
    Registered Users Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Challenge Accepted.

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    #5648
    Delirium
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    qrrgprgua wrote: »
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    And the joke is on the those foolish enough to show up to Mass. Priest probably can't believe people still fall for the Devil Gambit :P:pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5649
    mehfesto
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    #5650
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    This genuinely made me lol

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    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #5651
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Is this a light-bulb moment for 'Fiffy'?


    Too funny.


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    #5652
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    11:30 for the actual exchange

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybRDheMNI_Y


    I'll admit I actually laughed at 50 cent's response.

    Keep going for a funny story about how to turn an audience in dublin against you damn quick.


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    #5653
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,798 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5654
    The Mad Hatter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    koth wrote: »
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    It would be nicer if they'd added "A theory is not a guess."


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    #5655
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Not exactly funny, but cool as heck:
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    #5656
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well that's that then. Religious people will accept gay people, or Clint Eastwood will drive around to their house and shoot them in the face.


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    #5657
    Kivaro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


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    #5658
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


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    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #5659
    kylith
    Registered Users Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    The Catholic League have taken to mailing The Daily Show's advertisers pictures of a lady's hoo-hoo, for some bizarre reason... Gotta love the thinking there; do what we want or we'll send you nudey pictures.
    http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/05/catholic-leagues-porn-mailing-protest-sort-working/52010/


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    #5660
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Obama said yesterday that he supported gay marriage. So here's an ad for Ray Ban.

    Large Pic.
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    #5661
    Galvasean
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    ScienceNerd wrote: »
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    She looks familiar...


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    #5662
    bigben121
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    #5663
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Digging through the old penny arcade strips. Found this:

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    #5664
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Godwin!

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    #5665
    BlitzKrieg
    Registered Users Posts: 14,685 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Godwin!

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IYx4Bc6_eE


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    #5666
    Bannasidhe
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    #5667
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    How predictable that the conservatives are calling it 'war on marriage'. Everything is a bloody war with them. Such a primitive mindset.


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    #5668
    Bannasidhe
    Registered Users Posts: 19,218 ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    Galvasean wrote: »
    How predictable that the conservatives are calling it 'war on marriage'. Everything is a bloody war with them. Such a primitive mindset.

    Can't wait until they declare War on War.


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    #5669
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Can't wait until they declare War on War.

    In fairness that'd be awesome, and not unlike the Reapers from the transformers comics.

    "They found each other and resolved to use their powers to destroy war within the universe by eliminating violent races and removing things worth fighting over."


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    #5670
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


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    #5671
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jesus f*ck, he looks like an extra from Resident Evil there.


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