The Funny Side of Religion

joseph brand

http://www.viz.co.uk/articles.html?005

"It's All Bollocks" ~ Pope

Two minutes into the controversial speech the bemused crowd watched as a pair of cardinals appeared on the balcony and attempted to wrestle the microphone out of his hands. A short and unseemly scuffle ensued, during which the Pope was seen to strike out repeatedly, breaking one of the cardinals' glasses before being dragged back inside the Vatican.
However, apparently determined to continue his contentious address he reappeared seconds later, shouting incoherently, jabbing his finger and shaking his fist aggressively at the startled crowd.

Sonics2k

Jernal wrote: »

Hedgehogs tend to have excellent hearing. Try changing your username and see if it has any effect?

Sadly the name wasn't even taken from the Hedgehog ^^

Kivaro

joseph brand

They're obsessed with sex.

The Mad Hatter

joseph brand wrote: »

They're obsessed with sex.

It's a satire.

joseph brand

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

It's a satire.

You see, it's so hard to tell the real christians from the satirists. Poe's law again.

OnKneesforJesus4 has a Youtube channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/OnKneesforJesus4

joseph brand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjhqni5ZUF8

Pastor promotes sucking d1ck.

kylith

Delirium

Sarky

Could have been ET.

DHennessy

shizz

Sarky

Pfft, if you're still able to exclaim words with more than one syllable, you're doing it wrong. Or possibly they are. Either way.

Turtwig

Kivaro

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (pointing to the last post)

Oh god, the colours.
It's like a hallucination.

Delirium

Punish him for our sins :pac:

joseph brand

robindch

ShooterSF

Lifted from you know where

robindch

The Vatican releases instructions on how to distinguish real apparitions of Holy Mary from false apparitions:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/23/vatican-virgin-mary-sightings_n_1540546.html

The full instructions are here:

http://www.doctrinafidei.va/documents/rc_con_cfaith_doc_19780225_norme-apparizioni_en.html

Note item (A).(b).(3) which basically specifies "If lots of people think it's true, then it's true!".

Sarky

How scientific of them.

recedite

So, the instuctions to bishops are very pragmatic;
If the proponents are completely insane or show insufficient "docility towards Ecclesiastical Authority" crush the new fad immediately.
Otherwise, sit on the fence for a while. If its still going after a few years, and producing loads of cash and converts, then officially it's a miracle. If it fizzles out, ah well, no harm done.

shizz

Just seen this on Family Guy and it had me in stitches. Stewie meets his future self who time travelled, he says he went back to see Jesus and said that the claims made about him were a bit far fetched. haha

givepress3

biko

Penn

shizz wrote: »

Just seen this on Family Guy and it had me in stitches. Stewie meets his future self who time travelled, he says he went back to see Jesus and said that the claims made about him were a bit far fetched. haha

Can't beat the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-SNrvHdZJE

Galvasean

robindch wrote: »

The Vatican releases instructions on how to distinguish real apparitions of Holy Mary from false apparitions:

I wonder how this compares, in terms of importance, to them with things such as adequately dealing with paedophiles among their ranks?

Cossax

cyberwolf77

Sarky

If* they ever sort out the child abuse scandal, I reckon being mauled to death by bears will be the next big thing to rock the church's credibility.


*Hurr!