The Funny Side of Religion

Kivaro

Galvasean

Seriously, I should just pay God's Facebook royalties at this point.

pauldla

The Church of Elvis

And Elvis so loved the world that he died, fat and bloated, in a bathroom.

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/sacred_heart_elvis.html

Delirium

Rheo

leincar

So, with the discovery of the Higgs-Bosun, will the traditional blessing be re-phrased to " In the name of the father, the son, and the holy particle'?

fitz0

shizz

recedite

Anyone notice the TV news reports on the Higgs Boson no longer refer to it as "the God Particle" now that its been shown to exist (beyond reasonable doubt)

Galvasean

recedite wrote: »

Anyone notice the TV news reports on the Higgs Boson no longer refer to it as "the God Particle" now that its been shown to exist (beyond reasonable doubt)

He's running out of gaps to hide in...

In other news:

Improbable

magicbastarder

http://geoffsshorts.blogspot.ie/2012/07/one-giants-leap-for-creationists.html

CramCycle

magicbastarder wrote: »

http://geoffsshorts.blogspot.ie/2012/07/one-giants-leap-for-creationists.html

RJMcready - he just doesn't get the subtle hints and undertone. It's hard to read his posts.

joseph brand

This Meme makes me happy.



F**k Tom Cruise.

Penn

I saw on another site that a former Scientologist said that they make you sign up to Scientology for a billion years. Hitler would have gotten less in life sentences if he'd been captured and put on trial.

joseph brand

Penn wrote: »

I saw on another site that a former Scientologist said that they make you sign up to Scientology for a billion years. Hitler would have gotten less in life sentences if he'd been captured and put on trial.

I just posted a good video with undercover reporting of this cult.

This 'church' want the journalist to:
1. Complete many many classes at around €90 a pop.
2. Get his gf converted or else dump her.
3. Work for 52.5 hrs per week, for the cult, for €50.


Apparently, once you become a scientologist you can control any illness, from the common cold to cancer. Seems legit.

seamus

joseph brand wrote: »

Apparently, once you become a scientologist you can control any illness, from the common cold to cancer. Seems legit.

And if you contract one of these illnesses, it's because you lost control. It's foolproof!

Religion = Cult + Time

Penn

seamus wrote: »

And if you contract one of these illnesses, it's because you lost control. It's foolproof!

Religion = Cult + Time

I think it'll be really interesting in the custody/divorce cases if Katie Holmes' lawyers go about trying to call it a cult rather than a religion. In fact, it could be utterly brilliant

18AD

How the deuce do you resize images?

mrac

18AD wrote: »

I really really hope theyre not real tweets

mikhail

mrac wrote: »

I really really hope theyre not real tweets

It's a real twitter account reposting comments of a certain type.
https://twitter.com/#!/DerpParticle

Galvasean

Yeah, quite a lot of people do seem to think the discovery of the Higgs Boson particle proves the existence of God. I'm assuming they can't read or more than likely refuse to.
Interestingly the guy who coined the term 'God particle' originally wanted to call it the 'Goddamn particle' because it was so damn elusive but his publisher wouldn't let him.

robindch

18AD wrote: »

How the deuce do you resize images?

OK, call me old-fashioned, but I use Paint Shop Pro 8. I'm sure there are a gazillion websites out there that'll take an image and do the same thing (kind of).

Improbable

robindch wrote: »

OK, call me old-fashioned, but I use Paint Shop Pro 8. I'm sure there are a gazillion websites out there that'll take an image and do the same thing (kind of).

mspaint ftw...

smokingman

robindch wrote: »

OK, call me old-fashioned, but I use Paint Shop Pro 8. I'm sure there are a gazillion websites out there that'll take an image and do the same thing (kind of).

Screw that....GIMP all the way!
A) because it's good, free and easy
and
because it just sounds like something us degenerate atheists would use. :pac:

Dades

There's a teeny application you can download for windows that allows you right-click on any image file in a folder and resize it to a few options. Been using it for years.

This one I think:
http://download.cnet.com/Image-Resizer-Powertoy-for-Windows-XP/3000-18487_4-10905400.html

Delirium

MagicMarker

bnt

Jesus Saves ... on the costs of animal sacrifice: a Cambodian village has converted to Christianity to save money:

Kralan Don, 60, said he and the four other members of his family began attending the church about five years ago because of their poor standard of living.

“We believe in Christianity because we are poor; we don’t have money to buy buffaloes, chickens and pigs to pray for the spirits of the god of land or the god of water when those gods make us get sick,” he said.

Klan Ly, 56, said she had completely abandoned her fears of black magic after making the conversion.

“When my family believed in Christianity, my old Buddha could not use the black magic on us anymore, because Jesus protected us,” she said.

With the money she has saved using Western medicine instead of performing sacrifices, Klan Ly said she had been able to construct a house.

Just wait until they discover atheism ... ch-ching!

Quatermain

All I can see is Jesus fighting Buddha...and it is awesome.