The Funny Side of Religion

robindch

King Mob wrote: »

Adam Savage.

Could be Isaac Asimov too. The guy squatting to the right of Hitchens (? in the front), could that really be Dawkins, or is it Richard Feynman? And the guy with the airborne tie and tiny jacket second from the right, hmmm, David Attenborough?

And what it with George Carlin's finger producing smoke?

Whoever created that image should be forced to hang it in their hall for all eternity.

Bloodwing

robindch wrote: »

King Mob wrote: »

Adam Savage.

Could be Isaac Asimov too. The guy squatting to the right of Hitchens (? in the front), could that really be Dawkins, or is it Richard Feynman? And the guy with the airborne tie and tiny jacket second from the right, hmmm, David Attenborough?

And what it with George Carlin's finger producing smoke?

Whoever created that image should be forced to hang it in their hall for all eternity.

That image wasn't created you fool of a creationist it has evolved over hundreds of years. I don't know where your lot come up with such rubbish!

Bloodwing

Could the guy on the right with the beard be George Bernard Shaw?

Pushtrak

Delirium

Penn

Wiggles88

joseph brand

muppeteer wrote: »

Shamelessly stolen from reddit


I think I can name 11. Anybody wanna guess at the rest?

This is an impressive piece of art done by digital illustrator, Saejin Oh. The skeptic “superheroes” pictured are: (from left to right) John Cleese, Penn Jillette, Bill Nye, Stephen Hawking, (above) Frederick Nietzsche, (below) George Carlin, Carl Sagan, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Charles Darwin, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Adam Savage, Michio Kaku.

From here.

In terms of likeness, it's not perfect, but then again, I haven't seen a rival.

Full size version.

joseph brand

This is probably old but it's new to me. It's the 'LOL CAT BIBLE'.

GENESIS 2.
15 So Ceiling Cat put teh boi in teh gardn to be itz farmr.16 An Ceiling Cat sed to teh boi, "See all theez froot treez? Knok yurself owt.17 But dont eet teh froot of the tree of morulz, cuz if u eatz that then ULL DIE! Srsly! Kthxbye."

The Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter

And another one, from Facebook:



I imagine that will come in handy not infrequently around here.

Pushtrak

Delirium

Pushtrak

fitz0

http://www.futilitycloset.com/2012/06/23/the-grate-beyond/

An anonymous proof that heaven is hotter than hell, from Applied Optics, August 1972:

The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data. Our authority is the Bible: Isaiah 30:26 reads, Moreover the light of the Moon shall be as the light of the Sun and the light of the Sun shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days. Thus Heaven receives from the Moon as much radiation as the Earth does from the Sun and in addition seven times seven (forty-nine) times as much as the Earth does from the Sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the Moon is a ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the Sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of Heaven: The radiation falling on Heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, Heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the Earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth-power law for radiation



where E is the absolute temperature of the Earth — 300K. This gives H as 798K absolute (525°C).

The exact temperature of Hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6°C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving … shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point it would be a vapor, not a lake.)

We have then, temperature of Heaven, 525°C. Temperature of Hell, less than 445°C. Therefore, Heaven is hotter than Hell.

Pushtrak

joseph brand

Kivaro

joseph brand

joseph brand

Make love not war.

Sarky

Look at that sneaky hand, there's going to be cupping.

Penn

Looks like Jesus is about to be nailed...


YYEEAAHHHHHHHH!

Turtwig

Penn wrote: »

Looks like Jesus is about to be nailed...


YYEEAAHHHHHHHH!

Oh God.

Imagine the controversy if someone were to write a book like Fifty Shades of Christ, or Fifty Shades of Allah.

Oooh me thinks I might have a new thread idea here only it may be a bit too provocative for some . . .

magicbastarder

Jernal wrote: »

Imagine the controversy if someone were to write a book like Fifty Shades of Christ, or Fifty Shades of Allah.

the book of job becomes the book of handjob.

Genghiz Cohen

The 3 Kings become the 3 Queens.

Penn

"And God could made his girlfriend so wet, Noah had to build an ark to survive the flood"

Pushtrak

Dades

joseph brand wrote: »

Make love not war.

What's with the hotel room shower-cap? :pac:

Sarky

Just after a shower is an excellent time for getting jiggy. Everyone's clean, they smell nice, there may have been rubdowns with all the soapy water...

So I've heard. >_>

Pushtrak