The Funny Side of Religion

joseph brand

eoin5

Super Sagan!

Had to be done

cycnus

Ezekiel 23:19-20
New International Version (NIV)
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Gbear

I get updates every now and again from the brick testament:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/david_vs_saul/david_mutilates_200_gets_married/1s18_20.html

This was my favourite part of this weeks passage:


1 Samuel 18:29
Saul realized that Yahweh was with David, and he was more afraid of David than ever.

Wiggles88

joseph brand

Doug Wilson

Hotblack Desiato

cycnus wrote: »

Ezekiel 23:19-20
New International Version (NIV)
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Would make a great 'stealth annoy a Christian' method. Just put Ezekiel 23:20 in your sig...

Would be great for behind the goal at GAA matches too

Galvasean

Hotblack Desiato

^^ what a cûnt. Hope they throw away the key.

Galvasean

ninja900 wrote: »

^^ what a cûnt. Hope they throw away the key.

Now that you've shared your views about god, tell us what yo think about George Zimmerman...

Hotblack Desiato

You can't lock up what don't exist...

Penn

Galvasean wrote: »

UDP

Penn wrote: »

These parts:
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD's name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD's name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)

Penn

UDP wrote: »

These parts:
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD's name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD's name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)

That's all taken out of context / That's what people did back then / That's not what MY God wants / Shut up

Sonics2k

joseph brand

Great site for adding comic speech bubbles.

joseph brand

Hotblack Desiato

UDP wrote: »

Anyone who blasphemes the LORD's name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel.

All I said was, 'This piece of halibut...'

Leviticus was cruelly overlooked in my 'religious' 'education' unfortunately - it sounds interesting

Galvasean

"I'll believe in evolution when I see a crocodile give birth to a snow leopard."

- I won't because I actually know how evolution is supposed to work!

Sonics2k

Kivaro

You're sick Sonic, ................... really sick.

Kivaro

Pushtrak

Run_to_da_hills

Pushtrak

Wiggles88

FinnLizzy

^^^^^^^

Is that Bono giving the Heil Hitler?

Anyways, here's one at our expense.



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Run_to_da_hills

PopePalpatine

Jesus is more human than we give him credit for. :rolleyes:

joseph brand

They give people comfort. They know what's best.