The Funny Side of Religion

ZorbaTehZ

WELCOME TO EVANGEL CATHEDRAL

Make sure you have your music turned up, watch the intro and then go through to the menu, bloody hilarious.

EDIT: The song is actually very catchy :O

5uspect

^whoa!

Worst flash site ever, they couldn't even do the looping photostream properly.

Zillah

pts wrote: »

ha ha, God, what a comedian! I like the part where he transforms them into human dominos, laughing so manically that even the joker would get freaked out!

I'm pretty sure I'd be laughing maniacally too if I realised I could knock whole rooms full of people over with blasts of magical energy from my hands.

Dades

5uspect wrote: »

Worst flash site ever, they couldn't even do the looping photostream properly.

That site is the electronic equivalent of someone placing their hand on your head, shouting at God and pushing you over.

Goduznt Xzst

5uspect wrote: »

^whoa!

Worst flash site ever, they couldn't even do the looping photostream properly.

Someone should really email them a link to this site:

http://www.doineedaflashintro.com/

btw... skip the intro and click on "ministries"... someone needs to give porno back their music :pac:. I wonder if the Adult Choir in the next menu is actually an Adult Choir... giggidy

Tyler MacDurden

Goduznt Xzst wrote: »

btw... skip the intro and click on "ministries"... someone needs to give porno back their music :pac:. I wonder if the Adult Choir in the next menu is actually an Adult Choir... giggidy

Holy Harmonic Harlotry Batman! :eek:
There's a definite Sexual Chocolate vibe goin' on there alright.

5uspect

Reposted from Pharyngula

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqC73omSk4o

I've been doing my damndest to track down this TV series from the '80s, but I've had no luck yet...

Have a look at the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1NJyxONv5E

sink

Tim Minichin ‘If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife)‘

togster

THE ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him...


At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.
Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen.'

Matt Holck

lol

well,
the universe is not an accident
that idea must be drawn from the over use of bipolar idealization
either the universe was created or it was an accident
The universe is here and requires no further explanation

fitz0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_JMnxl77g

Dades

fitz0, I want those 4 minutes back. :pac:

Tyler MacDurden

More fine work by these gentlemen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

Hagar

Zillah

fitz0 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0_JMnxl77g

I hate unexpected surprises!

This is amazing though. I am so happy I saw this. I'm not even being sarcastic. "I LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU!" - God

Tar.Aldarion

Zillah wrote: »

I hate unexpected surprises!

This is amazing though. I am so happy I saw this. I'm not even being sarcastic. "I LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU!" - God

Wtf at that vid. :eek:

Tyler MacDurden

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Wtf at that vid. :eek:

Indeed.

So, let me see if I've got this straight;

God is a middle-aged Asian Tony Montana impersonator with a vaguely Caribbean accent who operates a deciduous DVD distribution service catering for formerly blind, suicidal boyband frontmen masquerading as Hell's Angels who occasionally experience visions of serpents with acute laryngitis?

Glad we cleared that up then.

Pompey Magnus

Jesus and the Good Samaritan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_Uvg56U_o

lankysexybeast

i'm dying of the flu right now

our tenent who lives cross the road is a new born christian, him and my grandfather keep saying to me that if i believed i wouldn't be sick..... what the f@ck does believing have to do with sickness. thats like saying if you believed in god strongly enough, he would have made that tornado miss your house.

the problem is i'm to doped out of it, so i can't argue with them .... and that means they assume there right :mad:

Genghiz Cohen

Get the guys to put together a FAQ sort of thing (Is God needed for life? No, because...), print it out and hold it up to them whenever they talk to you.

lankysexybeast

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

Get the guys to put together a FAQ sort of thing (Is God needed for life? No, because...), print it out and hold it up to them whenever they talk to you.

no no i like to use my own stuff cause noone has answers for it, they've had no time to prepare half ass answers as they have with most arguements

nothing better than catching a priest/lecturer off guard with something they've never heard before

maskofsanity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

lankysexybeast

i heard that first on distorted view and to quote the great tim henson

"only the f@cking christians would come up with this level of pure retardness"

p.m. if you don't know what distorted view is and are interested

maskofsanity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKGtcVoBhBQ&feature=PlayList&p=47B7346B109CE4D1&index=22

Theist gets pwned by Dawkins twice! Maybe not strictly humour but I got a giggle out if it...

The Mad Hatter

lankysexybeast wrote: »

i'm dying of the flu right now

our tenent who lives cross the road is a new born christian, him and my grandfather keep saying to me that if i believed i wouldn't be sick..... what the f@ck does believing have to do with sickness. thats like saying if you believed in god strongly enough, he would have made that tornado miss your house.

the problem is i'm to doped out of it, so i can't argue with them .... and that means they assume there right :mad:

Sneeze on them?

fitz0

maskofsanity wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

That made my day! Bravo on the quality find.

Mena

maskofsanity wrote: »

Fixed for you. (Yeah I'm that bored :P )

maskofsanity

Thanks i'm new to this haha

Hagar