The Funny Side of Religion

5uspect

Isn't it funny that Jesus is so attached to that cross?

Coriolanus

maskofsanity wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

Hahahahahah. Brilliant, I love it. "jesus is like a mountie, he always gets his man, and he'll zap you anyway he can! Zap!"

I just died laughing.

Edit: This comic seems to be a love or hate one. I lurve it so here's a vaguely religious humoured one as a taster.

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1481

lankysexybeast

5uspect wrote: »

Isn't it funny that Jesus is so attached to that cross?

are you serious, course he's going to hold onto it like that he's been milking that f@cking crucifiction for 2000 years .... GET A NEW TRICK MIRACLE BOY

5uspect

attached to the cross...

Overblood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2OGgiKiAOY

Stercus Accidit

Thought this suitably described some of the arguments we see.

Hagar

Hagar

Tyler MacDurden

sink wrote: »

Tim Minchin ‘If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out (Take My Wife)‘

Went to see Tim today at the Carlsberg Comedy thingy, he played this in honour of our new Blasphemy Law:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaLF8UGr0hQ

Booked my tickets to see his own show in Vicar Street in September as soon as I got home. I think people around these parts would like him too, much of his act is about god, evolution, scepticism and 'woo' of various kinds.

Standman

Pompey Magnus

Another Mitchell and Webb video - Writing the Bible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFsEQVyyzE4

MrB

God prefers Atheists
http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/rehab477.html
(according to Mr. Wiggles anyway )

Goduznt Xzst

Goduznt Xzst

pts

Not particularly funny, but interesting interview with funny man Billy Connolly.
Talks about Catholicism and Sarah Palin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH40zaUxTTE

Standman

These guys took some ridiculous posts from fundamentalist forums and use them as if they're being interviewed, pretty funny!

Stercus Accidit

Putting the fun mentalist into fundamentalist!

kiffer

pts

If the Bible was literary true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95hH1H5qK08

Galvasean

Standman wrote: »

These guys took some ridiculous posts from fundamentalist forums and use them as if they're being interviewed, pretty funny!

Y'know I wouldnt have believed it had I not actually seen some of those actual posts.

Oh, and i found this funny

lankysexybeast

pts wrote: »

If the Bible was literary true:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95hH1H5qK08

this is probrably the best one of these i'v seen it truelly shows just how stupid hey all are

5uspect

lankysexybeast wrote: »

this is probrably the best one of these i'v seen it truelly shows just how stupid hey all are

Well it just shows that they haven't actually read the Bible and assume it's a very nice book about bunnies and cake and stuff.

philologos

5uspect wrote: »

Well it just shows that they haven't actually read the Bible and assume it's a very nice book about bunnies and cake and stuff.

Or it shows that they hold to Supercessionism. (Hebrews 3:1-6, Hebrews 8:1-13, Jeremiah 31:31-34)

They should have given those Aussies a jolly good theology lesson :pac:

lankysexybeast

2 No demands for proof of paranormal validity.

just saw this as a rule as a rule on a forum

5uspect

Jakkass wrote: »

Or it shows that they hold to Supercessionism. (Hebrews 3:1-6, Hebrews 8:1-13, Jeremiah 31:31-34)

They should have given those Aussies a jolly good theology lesson :pac:

Sure, but those punters are surprised to that hear these things are in the Bible yet they say that they believe everything in it. They clearly don't show any kind of theological sophistication.

philologos

5uspect wrote: »

Sure, but those punters are surprised to that hear these things are in the Bible yet they say that they believe everything in it. They clearly don't show any kind of theological sophistication.

Perhaps they don't. One guy touched on it but not in much detail (2:32 on video). One also has to note that it is on a street corner and naturally people also have things to do rather than talk to people about the Mosaic Covenant.

I personally think it would warrant being late to anything to take their arrogance down a notch though

Flamed Diving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJx37SGkG-E

http://www.youtube.com/user/discussislam

lankysexybeast

sorry lads i know i do this alot but i don't want people beliveing inacurate things from this type of thing. remember atheists biggest failing is assuming things and using assumptions to argue.

although this is funny there is alot of missconceptions about each of the books here. the O.T. had alot of stuff about killing etc. but it was actually, although it's hard to believe, an evolution from what they had before. the messages in it about killing laid out rules which provented un-stopable escolation.... i'm not saying that religion gave us morals and it def doesn't mean that and people on the forum should know my actual belief about this.

don't think i need to get into the N.T. we should all know the true message it's trying to pass on

the views based on the kuran are general missconseptions because of the twisted views propogated by extremists. for anyone who doesn't know it's simply that they have used half of a verse and taken it out of context in order to ferther there own means.

sorry again just making sure

Flamed Diving

lankysexybeast wrote: »

sorry lads i know i do this alot but i don't want people beliveing inacurate things from this type of thing. remember atheists biggest failing is assuming things and using assumptions to argue.

although this is funny there is alot of missconceptions about each of the books here. the O.T. had alot of stuff about killing etc. but it was actually, although it's hard to believe, an evolution from what they had before. the messages in it about killing laid out rules which provented un-stopable escolation.... i'm not saying that religion gave us morals and it def doesn't mean that and people on the forum should know my actual belief about this.

don't think i need to get into the N.T. we should all know the true message it's trying to pass on

the views based on the kuran are general missconseptions because of the twisted views propogated by extremists. for anyone who doesn't know it's simply that they have used half of a verse and taken it out of context in order to ferther there own means.

sorry again just making sure

Quick summary: It's all our fault, not God's.

We have heard it all before, and this is not the thread for it. I suggest starting one.

lankysexybeast

might do just missconseptions annoy the crap outta me